In world where nothing makes sense and the bar for what is considered entertainment is at all time low, comes yet another idiot friend simulator podcast.

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I have a cream. Topics discussed: fortnite dances for civil rights, history of hentai, mk ultra nut busting, lunar cycles.

Episode 36- MLK Dating Sim

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Topics discussed: Chris Chan update, WBS middle east edition, Blizzard studios, Heavy Metal and similar art forms

Episode 35- Taliban Cosby Sweaters

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Two titans of legal knowledge and sociology discuss what will soon be the court case of the century. Topics discussed: Chris Chan, The Bard situation, This wayyyy more important than the Olympics, Proper elderly care.

Episode 34- Chris Chan: Cwcville's Most Wanted

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Will the prison pocket be the new post-covid method of safe storage? Topics discussed: Head injuries, hidey holes, halloween attractions, smoking indoors.

Episode 33- I keep it HOOPED

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We&#39;re saluting a legend and chopping it up about whats been going on with us. Come sail the high seas of stupidity.Topics discussed: McAfee getting the epstein treatment, Aarons oceanic ethnostate, Tariq blocked us.

Episode 32- Pour one out for McAfee. Real pirate shit

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I watched the Tariq Nasheed film Buck Breaking so you don&#39;t have too. We didn&#39;t set out to make this episode just a giant movie review but it turned into that and we had a lot fun, enjoy. Topics discussed: IceAggers, Weed making you gay, Wash yo ass, crab men

Episode 31: Buck Breaking Review- Buckem fuckem and dick whitey linked up

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POV: you&#39;re 30+ hours deep into this podcast and now it&#39;s ascending to the best use of your time ever. Topics discussed: A team janitors, A certain conflict in the middle East, CGI Biden, No more pork on the podcast.

Episode 30- This one for The Troops

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Would you cut your balls off for sweet kicks? Topics discussed: Cults, Cuties in the 70s, Newgrounds gems, Catching the holy spirit.

Episode 29: Just Do It

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We manage to bang out another good episode in spite of our equipment fighting us the whole time. Topics discussed :Seinfeld can&#39; cum, Good times smoking in waffle house, Redneck Gravel Voice, Bootleg pedo-stings.

Episode 28- Menthol flavored Waffles with Jerry

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After fumbling last week we&#39;re back with solid episode. Real quality big brain takes and chuckles to be had. Topics discussed: Three OD strikes, Buck Breaking, Medical shit, The fall of Rome, Building connections.

Episode 27- Buck in business

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After almost of year of just the two of us talking nonsense at you we finally have a guest. Alex stops by to help drive this thing and drop knowledge. Topics discussed: More dolphin love, Cleaning shit before you eat it, How fast do you need to run to leave the hood?, Alex gets the 411 on my status as a soon to be dad.

Episode 26- 3 Men, 2 Mics, 1 Dolphin lost in the hood

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We&#39;re showing up late to trial but it&#39;s okay. My boy said it&#39;s taco time and she was like &#34;YEAH I KNOW&#34;. Topics discussed: Late night court room analysis, movie choices of a king, peacocking, dropping chuckpills, WBS, putting some wings on this bird.

Episode 25- Cool it man, you don't want to fuck up our summer.

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Sit back and relax we&#39;re going nowhere. Topics discussed: Stuck cargo ships, snorts, huffs, proper parking, dog health.

Episode 24- Lazy Suez Canal Jazz

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All the stuff they should of told you in school. A brief rundown of the happenings in our lives as well as intellectual discussion of history in media. Topics discussed: Free Rachel D, Twilight Zone vs Butt Mirror, Your tax dollars hard at work, Roommates, Sick wieners, People who are wiener sick.

Episode 23-Blackbeard's Sick Dong:The Search for ill Willy

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Do you wake up feeling alert? Topics discussed: Dreaming for the best, Martin the real insta king, the Super community, don&#39;t roll your eyes i&#39;m talking about the lord.

Episode 22- Did you ever dream you could do anything?

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A roller coaster ride of childish yelling and intellectual chess. We dig deep into foundation of what is to be entertained even if you&#39;re ugly. Topics discussed: Adamn Hotler, Rabbit love, The mild west, sacred texts and toons, rage games.

Episode 21- Cia-tifiably Horny by Dr. sus

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A rainy day conversation about your favorite CIA bands and rappers. Dewy the party dolphin and the vanilla gorilla are untouchable. Topics discussed: Grateful for trigger words, 3 generations of Mane, The dangers of smarties.

Episode 20-Urban Radio for Dolphins

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Snuggle up by the fire and light some candles for the dumbest takes on modern day romance and tales of stupidity. When Terminator comes it&#39;s going to be in form of girl bearing tendies. Topics disucssed: Make a wish refugee dating, Dating app for sleepy people, Japan is on some cuties shit, Terry A Davis would not enjoy that Valentines shout out.

Episode 19- Anime Waifu Dating App-The two days post Valentines love episode.

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Aaron can&#39;t understand paintings. We can&#39;t understand sports. A free formed boost of pure artistic goodness. Topics discussed: God, Art, Memory holed stuff, Bad dumps; revenge of the shuke.

Episode 18- How does Art work?: make it do something, it's just sitting there.

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We&#39;re talking about how taken advantage of and abused these poor hedge funds are. Seriously though Fuck Robinhood, Fuck Hedgies. A light hearted chat. Topics discussed: Stocks, Invest in bullets, Invest in pants wine, Capital raid E girl.

Episode 17- The Lead Standard

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We&#39;re back on a rainy days to discuss the History Channel&#39;s exploitation of real blue collar dudes like us, damn it! Another conversation filled with weird old stories, dumb jokes and vague hypotheticals. Topics discussed: Hard working tv men, We will literally fight any other podcast, Jizz Biden, working grills, Aarons mac game.

Episode 16- Dirty Jobs: He will nut divide us.

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The podcast get&#39;s back to roots with embarrassing and embarrassingly stupid jokes. Topics discussed: That thang smokin, Good times are hood times, DUDE, never been a thinking man.

Episode 15- The pussy fog of war: an anti drug PSA

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It&#39;s been a little bit but we&#39;re back, and things got a little black eyed peas retarded while we were gone. It&#39;s gonna be a fun year. Topics discussed: Absolutely dangerous levels of copium, True crime doc, expanding the brand, valuable ebay items.

Episode 14: Qew Qear Qew Qopes

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The boys are back in town to help you get ready for the new year. Topics discussed :Christmas Boomers, All shapes and sizes of earth from flat to hollow, Good old fashion Disney, 2020.

Episode 13: That's enough BOOMers, settle down.

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Me and brother in a less hum filled environment getting down to brass tax. The sort of conversation fit only for kings. Topics discussed: Portland Chaz, Police negotiation techniques, Pure cringe, Trapin and Trapping

Episode 12: the brother Negotiations

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We&#39;re finally learning what 2020 is all about. The light is outside are you going to go for it or wallow in your coom? Topics discussed: Pornhub BTFO, Chinese art, The works of Jordan Peele, Beat em up games.

Episode 11: GET OUT of the Gooncave it's crumbling

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Listen to that sweet sweet heater run. Me and my brother talking about some good old days and some not so good old days. Topics discussed: School buses, Norway, Covid testing, Maintaining never staining.

Episode 10: The Hum of Brotherhood

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We&#39;re back, you can stop worrying. Send headshots to Aaron. Topics discussed: Tributes, streamers and their tribulations, my educational background, finer points of culture in the modern era.

Episode 9: The Jizzisode

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No one cared who he was till he put on the crown. A couple of Knights around the table just talking about current state of chivalry and the world. Real regal stuff. Topics discussed: Escape from Jamaica BK edition, PUBG CCP snipers, the endless coof, DC butt brawl.

Episode 8: The Burger King

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We&#39;ve been threatening the audience with a political episode for a while now, it goes about as well as you&#39;d guess. Topics discussed: Civil War, VOOTS, Kamala brand reeducation camps, pointy objects.

Episode 7: Civil War Comedy Celebration

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We&#39;re fancy now, expect fluctuating audio levels. Just talking about some dumb stuff. Topics: Vampires, Civil War, Sean Connery, Weezy f baby, Joe exotic way late to the party, Aaron&#39;s German Dungeon.

Episode 6:New equipment same dumb shit.

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Mask off, Knuckles cracked, Lip packed, it&#39;s podcast time. Topics discussed: R. Crumb, Dipjobs, Please give us money, Public freak outs, phasmophobia.

Episode 5: Cock Dippers

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Trump catching me Brackin on these streets got me going Brazy. Two dudes try to hash out the finer points of quarantine while losing their minds. Enjoy. Topics discussed: Brump, Ben Bhaprio, Bcotish Beople, Basks.

Episode 4: Hypothetically I'm Blooded

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It&#39;s a wild, wild world but don&#39;t worry because it&#39;s gonna get a whole lot worse. Tits? In my Lord of the Rings? Black and Yiddish i&#39;ve been with it. Please don&#39;t come kill us hotep style. Topics discussed: Black Israelites, Lord of Bezos, Assassinations, Corn.

Episode 3: Please lower the price of recording equipment.

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Some Monday java to put a little pep in your step. Relaxing overtones of degeneracy. Topics discussed: Piano man, Comped sushi, Real ladies men, other gems.

Episode 2: There's a lot of y'all in this coffeeshop

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A couple of real cinema buffs go toe to toe about only the finest of film and the world that surrounds it. Topics discussed: Knock Knock, the insanely long intro, vintage wanks, uncle Teddy, etc.

Episode 1: For the love of the game

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So this is pretty rough but we&#39;re looking forward to doing more. Topics discussed :gooncaves, kanye, life. I&#39;ll try to say the word like less next time.

Episode .09