Today, I'm covering Castlevania season 2 episodes 4-6, and Carmilla is just such a queen. Pity her plan got upstaged by Sypha's spell. I assume we're going to have some degree of Dracula v. Belmont/Sypha/Alucard confrontation in the next two episodes, though, so I very much wonder how that's going to go. Surely it's not going to be the final showdown already, right? There's two entire seasons more to go!

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Today, I'm covering Castlevania season 2 episodes 1-3, and this was such a promising season opening. Brace yourselves, my friends, because I plan to gush over Carmilla and to read for you all at least one very, very gay passage from Le Fanu's original work.

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Today, I'm covering the second half of Castlevania season one, and while I'm not particularly surprised by anything that happened in these episodes, I am very much enjoying them. I am so happy that I get to watch a good vampire show after being so disappointed by Vampire Knight. Alucard has been on screen for literally two seconds, and he's already everything that Kaname wishes he could be.

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Today, I'm covering the first half of Castlevania season one, and I am so relieved that it looks like this is going to be better than Vampire Knight turned out to be!

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Today I'm covering the final four episodes of Vampire Knight: Guilty, and I am honestly just so happy to be done. The ending of the show is 100% completely my nightmare outcome, and I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty pissed off. This story made me want to go be a hermit alone in the woods somewhere. Please let Castlevania be better, because that's what I'll be watching next.

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Today I'm covering episodes eight and nine of Umbrella Academy season three, and now, at last, we know why “He got seven.” I'm a bit more optimistic now that the season overall will be worthwhile, but I suppose we'll have to see how the finale goes...

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Today I'm covering episodes seven through nine of Vampire Knight: Guilty, aka Vampire Knight season two, and oh boy has this season been a slog! So here I go with what I know already are straight-up fighting words: Vampire Knight is just Japanese Twilight. They're the same story. Lame toxic romance? Check! Pointless love triangle? Check! Female protagonist with half a personality at most? Check! Vastly more interesting side characters? Check! Tons of interesting backstory that gets neglected and ignored in favor of the extremely boring "romance"? Check!

It's Twilight. It's just Twilight! Why is it just Twilight? (And why did its fans hate Twilight so much? I'm so confused.)

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Today I'm covering episode seven of Umbrella Academy season three. So Harlan really is dead, huh? I really thought they were going to weasel out of that one somehow.

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Today I'm covering episodes four through six of Vampire Knight: Guilty, aka Vampire Knight season two, and we finally meet our "real" villain... as if Kaname isn't already clearly a villain. Maybe he's not the villain... but I find even that concept pretty suspect, tbh. Honestly, I think we're just doing villain v. villain now. Because Kaname is not a hero by any definition.

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Today I'm covering episode six of Umbrella Academy season three, and Harlan's just already dead I guess? I... am worried this season is falling apart before my eyes, honestly. Is the writing worse than usual, or am I just losing it? Maybe the Hotel Oblivion stuff is gonna be fun, though? It's kinda Coraline, and I'm here for that.

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Today I'm covering the first three episodes of Vampire Knight: Guilty, aka Vampire Knight season two, and honestly? I don't think we're off to a great start. Here's hoping it gets better instead of worse.

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Today I'm covering episode five of Umbrella Academy season three, and, uh... Trigger warning for sexual assault and attempted rape? Like, what are the writers DOING with Allison this season? You bet your butt I'm gonna rant about it for a while, and odds are good I'm gonna piss a lot of people off.

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Today I'm covering the seventh episode of Stranger Things season four, and I told ya'll Henry was Vecna was Jamie Campbell Bower. Also how dare this show finally get me on board the "Jamie Campbell Bower is hot" train. I resisted that sh*t for years, and now...

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Today I'm covering the final four episodes of Vampire Knight season one, and this... was pretty much exactly what I was expecting. Aido continues to be my favorite and Kaname, Yuki, and Zero all continue to suck for various reasons, but Shizuka and Ichiru are kind of fun? Ichiru, being the one between them who actually survived, is going to be (along with Aido) my hope for this show going forward. Also... I can't believe we still haven't had the reveal about Yuki yet. Was I wrong? Is the spoiler that I think I know not a spoiler for this show after all? I'm starting to wonder.

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Today I'm covering episode four of Umbrella Academy season three, and I am not fooled for a heartbeat by Klaus's death. I'm not sure I'm supposed to be... but I'm not. Boy's gonna be back by the next episode, you mark my words.

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Today I'm covering the sixth episode of Stranger Things season four, and I will happily throw both Jason and Eddie on the pyre if it means that Steve survives.

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Today I'm covering episodes seven through eight of Vampire Knight season one, and Maria is creepy as all get out but bless Aido for being the only one who's actually got a brain in that pretty little head of his.

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Today I'm covering episode three of Umbrella Academy season three, and I cannot pretend to be disappointed that Alphonso and Jayme are dead. We're three Sparrows down now. Only four more to go.

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Today I'm covering the fifth episode of Stranger Things season four, and oh boy is this going to be triggering if you, like El and I, have ever had to return to an abusive parental/paternal figure that you thought you'd definitively escaped from. I genuinely nearly cried watching this one. And I've got some big theories about Vecna, Henry Creel, and Jamie Campbell Bower, so brace yourselves for that one. I'm like 99% sure I'm right.

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Today I'm covering episodes four through six of Vampire Knight season one, and I regret to inform you that I don't think I like Yuki, Kaname, or Zero. Who does that leave me with? Aido. It leaves me with Aido.

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