Join Barrett Coldyron and Dr. John Mango as they take a deep dive into your problems! Every episode they discuss hard-hitting super-issues such as creepy children, jilted lovers, and vampire dogs. Each week, hear sound advice from sound professionals (as in advice-givers, not sound engineers).Feel free to get in touch with Barrett and John on Facebook to see if they can solve your problems!New episodes every Friday. Old episodes every day. Coulda Woulda Shoulda is a Scorpion Thunderbolt Production. Barrett Coldyron - Dan Sweeney-Davies.dan.sweeney-davies@scorpionthunderbolt.co.uk John Mango - Connor Brockbank.connor.brockbank@scorpionthunderbolt.co.uk

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Sponsored by the Phoney Fishing rod! Lost all your household items? Then fish them out with a fishing rod designed to find your essentials! Get one NOW.Barrett and John celebrate the 50th episode by announcing something special for their upcoming year anniversary! Then we get down to business with a letter from Martin, a drinks conglomorate owner who wants to find the next big thing. The lads come up with an ingenious idea that could set the world alight. Then, John gets wired into the mind of Luger Sparkplug, a cyberpunk who has a big job. Can John help Luger take down the evil CyberPrince?

50: Eggpop and Cybercop!

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Sponsored by Silent Guardian - &#39;because you never know who&#39;s watching...&#39;There&#39;s a bit of controversy between Barrett and John with the weekly Number Fact and also in Quick Fire Questions in this episode (everything turns out fine though so don&#39;t worry). We have a Historical Help this week from the infamous Shaka Zulu, who&#39;s currently grieving the loss of his mother. The guys give a very wide range of advice that you won&#39;t want to miss. Then in Roleplay Problems Sven is calling in with a request for assistance to upgrade his LoveLink profile as he isn&#39;t getting any dates! But is Sven accurately portraying himself online..?

49: Zealous Zulu and Digital Dating

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Sponsored by Lightsleepers.com. Having trouble getting your head down? Then join other insomniacs on a livestream and try and lull each other to sleep! Barrett has taken his Bebo ban to the next level, whilst John is knocking up unimaginable amounts of miles in his Brain Bus. The guys get a letter from a Mr. St. Christopher, who is his limbs systematically removed at the hospital. Barrett&#39;s anti-state sentiments come out yet again, and John does his best to reign them in. Then, John is contacted by Neil, a free spirit raver who is going on a lads holiday to Magaluf. He hates planes though, and John has to ease him through the airport to make him feel safe!

48: Disappearing Limb and A Fan of Fatboy Slim

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Sponsored by Dr John Mango&#39;s Brain Bus! Get a check on the ol&#39; grey matter while you&#39;re on the move! Mention the podcast to get yourself a goody bag. This week John finally unveils his secret project, and it turns out to be yet another clinic...of sorts. Barrett tells us all about his social media woes on Bebo (yep, you heard us right!). The Featured Problem this week comes from a lady who has been compulsive consuming chocolate oranges, but not for the sugar fix: she is using the boxes to create tiny houses. Barrett and John decide to give this lady some ideas to help in her new endeavour. Then it&#39;s Barrett handling this week&#39;s Roleplay Problem from Harold &#39;The Hawk&#39;, a pilot who unfortunately doesn&#39;t have a co-pilot or single crew member to help with his Pacific flight. How the hell is Barrett going to help from halfway around the world?!

47: Confectionery Collectors and Panicked Pilots

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Sponsored by WeatherFace, the company that offers the revolutionary sky helmet! Wear this when the day is cloudy, and bask in the sun whilst everyone else gets rained on. On this week&#39;s episode, Barrett and John get a letter from Herbert, a man who can&#39;t get a job. The lads offer a few pointers on what a job actually is, and gives Herbert a great, well thought out and rational solution. Then, John helps out Jenine, a scullery maid who has some dirty details about her lord of the manor. Can she reach the tabloids in time before he sets off to Barbados?

46: Applicant Failure and Naughty Behaviour

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Sponsored by Demolition Dan - the service to blow your unwanted things to smithereens!John Mango tantalises us this week by teasing a new DIY project, and Barrett gives us another number fact. The guys try and help Knockers McGraw, who is having a problem talking to women. Is it a biological or a mental problem? Well the boys will have to figure that out before they can advise a course of action. Cranky the clown is up next, and Barrett gives him a call to help him out of a very messy situation: Cranky&#39;s gone and got his balloons stuck in a toilet...while at a kid&#39;s party! Let&#39;s just hope everyone can get out of that while remaining somewhat hygienic.

45: Attempting to Swoon and a Clown's Balloons

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Sponsored by ThorHammer Speaker Set, the best way to listen to your rock...LOUD! Use code &#34;CWS POD&#34; at checkout to get the one million decibel upgrade with 10% off. Today&#39;s episode is a music special! As such, Barrett and John help out various musicians with their conundrums. Before all that however, we get to exclusively play DJ Axiological&#39;s new track &#39;&#39;On Full Power&#34;, and it is a banger. The Featured Problem this week comes from 4NONYMOUS_, a man who is stretched too thin playing in more bands than you can shake a drumstick at. The boys give him some advice, which may sound rather pessimistic to some, but it really is the best option. Then Rick Rotten phones in to get some assistance with John on his new punk track. We should warn you that it is the single sweariest segment we&#39;ve ever had on the podcast, but the resulting song is well worth it.

44: Music Madness Special!

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Sponsored by Trompdoy&#39;s Car Cam! Want to make sure no one is unfairly treating your company cars? Then get a Trompdoy Car Cam installed to spy on your employees today! Barrett finally has someone checking his arm out, and John has noticed something about the weather. They get a letter from DJ Axiological, who wants to make an amazing dance track. He thinks the boys are his lyrical ticket to the number one spot. Then, Barrett helps Albert the fisherman as he tries to lure in some prize Narwhals. But the only way to catch one is to sing to them!

43: Narwhal Seeker Hardcore Chart Peaker

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Sponsored by Monty Carlo, now a practising lawyer! He’s got all the equipment, and he’s ready to get you off...the law that is! Barrett’s not aware of the date today, and it becomes apparent that a lot of people around him are taking advantage of that, including John Mango. The boys’ Featured Problem this week comes from Dean the postie, who’s dealing with a very peculiar resident on his route. There are simple solutions, and there are convoluted ones, and Barrett and John decide to give a few of each. Then in the Roleplay Problem, it’s William, a 30-year-old man who hasn’t aged physically since he was 10-years-old. Being an expert in children, John has his ways to make him to grow up, and fast!

42: Big Postman Fan and Learning How to be a MAN

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Sponsored by Mr. WELCOME! Need to get home quick? Mr. Welcome will greet you with his hat removing arms and sprayable goodness. Order your Mr. WELCOME Now! Barrett has been trying to salvage any use for his arm by tattooing it with interesting artwork. John has a burning question which he DEMANDs Barrett to answer, even if the answer is impossible to come up with. The boys then get a letter from Amy G Dala, who is having a big problem with her &#39;breathing&#39; head. Can Barrett and John work out why her head is overly large in the morning, and crinkly at night? Finally, Barrett becomes something he never expected: a cop. He helps Billy the Bobby try to calm two old men down, who have trapped themselves together using a Chinese finger trap. Can Barrett help Billy cut them loose?

41: Bulbous Brain and Finger Trap Pain

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Sponsored by Ron Armoury. Do you want a job in thermonucler dynamic quality assurance middle management? Well ring Ron today! Barrett has been learning to drive, despite his worrying gangrene in his arm. John as been learning stupid facts, which Barrett finds unimpressive. The boys get into a heated argument during quickfire questions, but then reconcile as they help hacker ByteSlayer3 beat his nemesis PissBoy420 in a hacker war. Then John goes on an adventure with 10 year old Sir Stabalot, the youngest knight of the realm. Can John help him defeat the mighty dragon Wart?

40: Hacker Fight and The Underage Knight

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Sponsored by LifeSpice.com. Don&#39;t know what you want to do with your life? Contact LifeSpice.com today and they will take control of your life! Barrett&#39;s arm is bad. Really bad. John wants to help, but Barrett is as stubborn as ever. The first problem comes from none other than Fred Perry, who has had a nasty tennis accident. He has been given an &#39;anti-persperent&#39; wrist contraption that he wants to ask the boys about. Is it safe? Then Barrett helps the wizard Gerry who is sitting a practical exam. Can Gerry pass with a flick of his wand?

39: Tennis Fabric and Schoolboy Magic

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Sponsored by EAT NOW. Hungry? Why not hook up with EAT NOW! Give us £20 and we will send you a random takeaway within an hour of your home. EAT NOW to eat now! Barrett comes into the studio with a runny nose this week, he had caught the dreaded lergy. John had to shut his restaurant down, which comes as no surprise to anyone. The boys first are contacted by Fernando, who has a friend constantly impersonating celebrities and never breaking character. Whatever can Fernando do to stop this blatant show of frailness? Then John must help serial criminal Rubberhead escape the streets of Camden. How can John get Rubberhead to Watford when the police are hot on his tail??

38: Bad Impersonations and the Crime of the Nation

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Sponsored by Fast Food Fighters! No fries at your restaurant? Get onto Fast Food Fighters and claim unlimited amounts of food. Fast Food Fighters: Never go hungry again! Barrett and John return with some dark news. The Donk civilisation are no more... On the bright side, Barrett has a new girlfriend, and John has opened a Chinese restaurant. The guys receive a letter from little Luke, who knows of a bed drug-peddler and wants him GONE. Finally, Barrett goes full Indiana Jones as he assists the apprentice treasure hunter Charlie Von Skoopie find the Holy Grail for his final assessment. Could the Grail have been underneath Hull for all this time??

37: A Little Narc and an Adventure in the Dark!

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Sponsored by Blutack Chairs! Make em and shape em how ever you want. Call now on 0832438422 NOW to get a Blutack chair through the post! This week, Barrett and John return with a theological debate. The action turns to Jim Bentley, a super fan who has made a silly deal with some shady characters. He cannot watch TV ever again, and the boys need to think hard to get him out of this one. Then, history is made as John Mango becomes the first human to make contact with an alien civilisation. Quaggeri of the Donk Empire is looking for an embassy site on Earth, but John thinks &#39;Quaggeri&#39; is pulling his leg...

36: Alien Contact and Dubious Contracts

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Sponsored by Alan Dumbell! I&#39;m a handyman who is willing to live at your house until the job is done! Get in contact with me today please! Barrett returns to the podcast a different man, and John doesn&#39;t like it one bit. They recieve a problem from Donny Footweak, who is going on a date on Valentine&#39;s Day, but is not too keen on his date. The boys hatch a plan to stop the romance in its tracks. Then, Barrett goes on a ghost hunt with Neil, a trainyard guard hunting some ghostly children. Can Barrett stay calm in this spooky garage?

35: Valentine Pains and Ghostly Trains!

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Sponsored by Monty Carlo&#39;s Karate Classes! Learn all the moves in 3 weeks! Get a black belt for only £20! We put the OW in KER-POW! Barrett and John return with new problems and new solutions! This week Barrett has been binging Highway to Heaven, whilst John has been frugal with just about everything, including his electricity! A letter from Mary starts off the solving; she and her dad are big metal tinkerers, but her dad sometimes hurts her when at work. The boys have differing strategies, but eventually they find common ground. Then, John has his most irritating Roleplay guest yet, in the form of monotone, monosyllabic Philip. Trying his hardest, John assists Philip with his upcoming dinner date, but will everything be ready on time?

34: DIY Daddy and Dinner Date Dum-Dum

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Sponsored by QUICKZAP! Where you can make chores an adventure! QUICKZAP, because being a hero starts at home. Barrett and John talk about their trip to see Dorothy from last week, where they fell in love with Inspector Morse. Then, Barrett brings in a problem from Benedict, who has a very big member! The boys try to imagine what it would be like to have a bigger penis, and offer some interesting solutions. Finally, Barrett helps Jack, a wannabe zookeeper. He has a plot of land and a van, all he needs now are animals!

33. Smelly Hogs and a Big Johnson

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Sponsoered by jobflinger.com! Type in your sector, and we will fling a job opportunity right back at you! Barrett and John discuss the Secret Space Program this week, as Barrett suspects one of John&#39;s employees used to be a space marine. The boys are presented with a problem from Lorraine, who is excluded from her family&#39;s secret language. Stealthy learning sessions must be the only answer to this problem! John then recieves a lovely call from Dorothy, an old grandma who has a problem with her tax evading grandson. Only problem is, he is a high ranking minister in the government! Can John be the help this whistleblower granny needs?

32: Language Barrier and an Anti-Tax Harrier!

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Sponsored by JUICE-B-GONE! Every juice, any juice, all juices will be sucked away by our professionals! So don&#39;t wait and call us now! Barrett and John return with a rather disconcerting follow up letter from last week. They start with helping Montezuma II by giving him advice on greeting an impending Spanish horde. Needless to say, with the boys&#39; advice there should be no problems there! Then, Barrett is in an element of his own, as he helps poor Dylan to be more assertive at work. With newfound confidence from Barrett, Dylan tries to get a date, with Barrett helping along the way.

31: Aztec Advice and Assertive Action!

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Sponsored by CRYPT.CASH.SIGNUP. Use your dead family members to buy CRYPTS, the brand new cryptocurrency sweeping the world! CRYPTS: Rest in Profits! Barrett and John have a bit of tension between them this week, after Barrett did something unforgivable at John&#39;s recent New Year&#39;s bash. They start the year as they ended it, with a round of Quickfire Questions, now with recorded results! Then, John brings in a problem from Dennis, who is having a nightmare! He is predicting the future in his dreams and facing numerous consequences. Barrett see this as a gift however, and tries to convince Dennis to think the same. Finally, John has an angry restaurant-goer to deal with. Callum has had awful shoddy service from a Tapas restaurant, and must write in a strongly worded letter to the manager, with John&#39;s help of course. Can John really calm this mad man down?

30: Creepy Clairvoyance and Shameful Service!

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Sponsored by The Fun Stick! Spend hours upon hours of summer afternoons playing with your Fun Stick. Get yours in time for next Chrsitmas NOW! After a barnstorming Christmas episode, Barrett and John turn their heads forward to reflect on the coming year. Their final featured problem of 2021 comes from Magda, a phone-a-holic who needs to kick her spending habits. How can Barrett and John advise her when she has over 50 phones? Then, Max rings in to deliberate with Barrett. He has been given 3 special wishes from a genie, and he has no idea how to use them! Surely Barrett will give some good guidance, right?

29: Wondrous Wishes and A Pile of Phones

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Sponsored by Rent-A-Santa! Get your own personal Santa to come round on Christmas Day and entertain the children. Keep the ruse up this year with Rent-A-Santa! Call 08025555555 today! Merry Christmas from the Coulda Woulda Shoulda boys! This week, Barrett and John dive into some particularly Christmassy problems! First, the lads open up their gifts and share a laugh together discussing Christmas. Then it gets serious again as Quickfire Problems return, but with a Christmassy theme. Then, the boys must help Marie, who is having a baby on, you guessed it, Christmas Day! Where can she give birth that isn&#39;t a hospital! Finally, John gets a very special call from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, who is having a big problem with bullies. John assists Rudolph in giving the best tap-dancing performance in Lapland, but soon John realises that maybe there is more to this story than just a bullied reindeer... Christmas Music:Alena Smirnova - Christmas BellsScott Holmes Music - Jingle Bellsjunior85 - Christmas Card

28: Special Christmas Spectacular!!

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Sponsored by NOWTalk.com, a place where you can magically get conversation starters for any situation! Text our SpeakWizards(TM) to receive your first conversation starter now! Barrett has been getting flack for his outdated views on women last week, so tries to salvage the situation by sharing another clip from his seminar. John is not impressed. However, Dr. Mango is fired up for quickfire questions this week, determined to catch Barrett in the standings. Later on, Barrett brings in a problem concerning those new fangled electric scooters, from a 42 year old man who has a brother secretly stealing his battery. Can John provide a solution for Giles to be the coolest &#34;kid&#34; on the block? Then we travel back to the Golden Age of Pirate Plundering, where Captain Bone-Mouth is facing a mutiny! Can Barrett successfully solve this feud before they make him walk the plank?

27: Stolen Scooters and a Mischievous Mutiny!

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Sponsored by Space Heroes 2! Play for hours on end and unlock the most powerful space marines, like Gunslinger Wang Duo and Talcom Spink! Play NOW! Barrett comes into this podcast with an exciting recording! He has been seminaring with Greta Guideman and he wants John Mango to fawn over his advice-giving prowess. However, John Mango is not an easy man to please, and notices quite a reactive attitude in Barrett&#39;s clip. We see the boys help out Billy Kippers, a man with fish throwing themselves at him, and women running away in replusion. Later, John must assist the lovely car park attendant Bryn, as he tries to get to the bottom of why a Mondeo has been stuck in his car park for over four months... The result will shock you!

26: Fishy Frolicking and Creepy Car-Parkers

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Sponsored by GoodBrain. Because your brain can always be gooder. This week, Dr Mango updates us on his handbuilt clinic, and Barrett tells us about how he has been spotted by a big name in the advice-giving sphere. The featured problem comes from Wayne, a busy fellow who needs help prioritising his schedule to get control over his time. Finally, Barrett plays sidekick to Mega-Jaw, Bigtownopolis&#39; very own superhero! Mega-Jaw is going up against his arch-enemy Numb3r-Boy. Barrett&#39;s allegiance may be tested...

25: Managing Minutes and Superhero Sidekicks

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Sponsored by Monty Carlo&#39;s Canal Cruise&#39;s. £200 per head for a 5 night extravagansa across the Manchester Ship Canal! Lock yourself in for a great ride! Barrett and John return to talk about humours, both medical and comedic. You see, Frank &#39;Nobby&#39; Bottemley is this week&#39;s roleplay guest, and John needs to help him tone down his raunchy act to perform in front of Prince Charles! In other news, John gets a message from Sir Francis Drake about a silly decision he took to impress his Queen. Barrett tells him to forget about his old life and just party on the beach! What will Drake do? Find out on this week&#39;s episode of Coulda Woulda Shoulda!

24: Crass Comedians and Drake's Pirate Party!

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Sponsored by Best the Beast, the fun indoor shouty fighty arena! Battle it out with your favourite animal to see who can be the LOUDEST! Use code &#39;CWS23&#39; at bestthebeast.com to go up against a video recording of Barrett!! The boys are back and they&#39;re looking for trouble! Barrett is, that is. This week, he has been confronting innocent civilians on the street, whereas John Mango has been shooing away pranksters. After some light chat and a competitive round of Quickfire, Barrett and John are faced with their strangest Problem yet! An Eldritch horror has appeared at a quarrysite, and the pair must come up with a solution to possibly save the world! Then, Barrett has a bomb on his hands, as caller Steve needs to diffuse an explosive in a kennelhouse before all the dogs become meat.

23. Job Refusals and Bomb Defusals

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Sponsored by ZENPOUND Podcast, hosted by our special guest Daz Troutman. Where you can be calm and angry at the same time! And Get Lots of MOOLA! This week, the boys are joined by Daz Troutman, an ex-serviceman turned financial advice-giver and all round hardman. Barrett feels quite intimidated whilst John opens up and makes Daz feel at home. The guys play another game of Advice O&#39;clock, which Barrett hosts and ajudicates. Next they tackle a problem involving beavers. One poor property owner has beavers knawing into their wooden home and they need a dose of Coulda Woulda Shoulda magic. Finally a little known outlaw named Robin Hood contacts the boys, as he needs help rescuing his friend Little John from a broom cupboard. Can they save the merry men?

22: Regiments, Rodents, and Robin Hood (With Special Guest Daz Troutman)

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No sponsor this week! But no matter, because John has a well prepared advert for his Mango clinic! Barrett has been charging people for rudeness, and that includes a very rude cat! The boys need to help Dawn with a poor cat that has a bully problem. Then Barrett needs to guide Susan around an apartment complex, with some very famous faces expecting deliveries!

21: Cat Bullying and Celebrity Deliveries!

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Sponsored by Buoyant Babies! Because Bobbing Babies are Beautiful Babies! A subsidiary of RIPPED Baby Formula. Barrett and John talk about their respective big projects this week, with John singlehandedly building a new clinic, and Barrett becoming a bounty hunter! Then the boys must assist young Quentin with his cartoonificated friend, which could pose their biggest challenge yet... John must go EVIL and help the dastardly Lucifer Deathound in a scheming plot to disrupt the UK&#39;s oil supply and replace it with (shock horror) WIND FARMS!

20: Crimestoppers, Cartooners, and Crazy Criminals

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Sponsored by CardCrash! Time to get collecting to the magic 666! Go on to CardCrash.com to buy your deck NOW! Barrett and John return to talk advice. Barrett has a new calling in life concerning flat tyres, whilst John has been getting intimate with the weather. They are called to action when Dean writes in to get his funeral sorted in the nick of time, which requires the boys to think hard. Then Barrett must assist Clifford in one of the most gruelling Role-play problems the show has ever had! Clifford must eat the hottest Chilli known to man. Can he do it?

19: Frantic Funerals and Vicious Vegetables

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Sponsored by ONLYphone, the only phone you will ever need! Order now at ONLYPHONE.COM John Mango makes a triumphant return this week, with many stories to tell and plenty of problems to solve! The boys tackle the questionable actions of a listener who claims in a &#39;hypothetical&#39; scenario that he needs to undo a bad deed. Then John turns drinks tester when he helps out young Camilla pick a non-alcoholic option for her night out.

18: The Returner, The Relearner, The Reveller

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Sponsored by StopSnitch, the world&#39;s leading VPN service! You do the snitching, we do the killing! Use code &#39;CWS&#39; for £1 off your £8 a week subscription!Barrett is on the ropes this episode. With John Mango absent at the last minute, Barrett must host a podcast on his own to salvage the reputation of the show! He must first help out Lyndsay and her Jam problems at work, and then he peels back the curtain and answers YOUR questions about his life!

17: Mango-less, Jam-less, and Clueless

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Sponsored by RIPPED Baby Beer. Make your Baby a Man! Buy the products NOW! RIPPED Baby Beer is a subsidiary of RIPPED Baby Formula.Barrett and John return this week with some interesting endeavours. Barrett has finally got a passage from his new book to read to us, and John has a new hobby! The lads help out Queen Mary who asks them whether getting rid of protestants is a good idea or not, to which the boys have some better solutions. Barrett must then help Gareth Weevil in his attempt to secure a lucrative contract for his security firm at a conference in Stansted Airport. May sound cut and dry, but Barrett makes sure that Gareth will make a deal he will never forget!

16: Deals, Denominations, and Daring Deeds

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Sponsored by Wilson&#39;s Wonders Action Figures! Get your limited edition Christian Figures today at wilsonswonders.com. Use &#39;CWS&#39; to get a free plushie and a hymn book!This week, Barrett is scared. Very scared. He has had a terrible experience with robots and the internet and now doesn&#39;t know what or who to trust. John must navigate not just Barrett&#39;s paranoia, but must also help Bernard Helmet escape his stalking child actor. Before that though, the boys help Amy with a case of mistaken identity. Will Barrett be ok at the end of this very revealing episode? Get your passwords saved and stored away!

15: Paranoia, Pursuits, and Personal Identities

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Sponsored by RIPPED Baby Formula Vitality. Get a RIPPED kid, not a BORING LOSER Baby! Enter &#39;CWS&#39; at rippedbabyformula.org to get 3 tubs for 50% off!All seems quiet on Coulda Woulda Shoulda this week, until ROBOTS come and put Barrett and John in a bit of mechanical mayhem! First, Barrett talks about how robots are ruining his book ideas. Then an AI writes in to the podcast with the biggest set of problems known to man. Can the boys ever solve all these big problems? Finally, Barrett takes what he has learned from the podcast about robots and uses it to help father Nigel and son Craig to create the ultimate battle robot: The DIGESTER...

14: Robot Takeover!!

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Sponsored by The Witty Dadcast with award-winning comedians Russell Quirk and Peter Pinnacle! Listen on Streamcast Superplus for only £14.99 a month.Barrett Coldyron and John Mango host another action packed podcast this week. The boys must deal with a super-spooky poltergeist disaster and help Patrick de-horror his lovely home. Then John must guide young Troy Alexandria-Armstrong who has been mistaken for a famous England footballer. Can John guide Troy and England to World Cup glory??

13: Football Fakery and Poltergeist Problems

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Sponsored by Monty Carlo&#39;s HaHaLand! Where you will laugh your socks off! Mention to the guards that you listen to the podcast and you will get a ride (£10) on the Coulda Woulda Shoulda Merry-Go-Round!This week, Barrett and John have a lot on their plate. First, a woman has written in describing a hairy bathroom hogging tenant that seems to resemble one of the hosts a little too closely. Then once that is sorted out, Barrett must assist an astronaut who has misplaced her glasses on the International Space Station.

12: Hairy Bathrooms and Space Station Sausages

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Sponsored by LUMINADE. The only drink that can glow in the dark! Use code &#39;CWS&#39; at Luminade.com to get a 20-bottle shipment for just £1.50.Barrett and John are joined by the quick-witted nearly lawyer Joe Splurtz this week, and they really could use his help! John has a problem concerning naughty neighbours, and Barrett gets in contact with a Alligator hunter in need of the lads assistance. With Joe Splurtz as a guest, Barrett tries out his dream game show &#39;Advice O&#39;Clock&#39; with John and Joe the first ever contestants!

11: Gators and Game Shows (with Special Guest Joe Splurtz!)

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Sponsored by Chuck Tucker&#39;s Space Insurance. Because in Space, We can hear you scream. Use code &#39;CWS&#39; for 10% off your first insurance policy.After the shock of last week&#39;s episode, Barrett comes clean with John. They set aside their animousity and join forces to help Leonidas defend the Spartan lands against the naughty Persian armies. Then Barrett must assist young Martin, a crow hater who has a little bit of beef with a certain flying foe.

10: Big Battles and Bad Birds

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Sponsored by The International House of Monkeys in Leeds! Say &#39;CWS&#39; at the door to get to know our favourite monkey, Giles!Barrett is very unhappy (fuming even) this week after a straw poll goes against his percieved popularity. With John Mango running the show, he gets to grips with what it takes to run a successful podcast on the fly! The boys help out a man who has come into a rather large sum of money, and then John helps out young 7 year old Scarlett escape her house to play with her friend across the road. Let&#39;s hope nothing bad happens!

9: Jealously, Jestery, and Juvenile Jumping

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This Episode is Sponsored by Monty Carlo&#39;s Mobile Bin Home. Find out More at montycarlobinhome.co.uk Use code &#39;CWS&#39; to get 2% off!John has got a strange new hobby, and Barrett has got a brand new advice method that threatens to take the advice world by storm! There&#39;s a featured problem from an American housewife unhappy with her lot in life, Barrett and John must help her find some meaning. Finally, Barrett guides darts fanatic Clive across Manchester to get to the pub to watch a match before it&#39;s too late!

8: Methods, Marriage Woes, and Metro Madness!

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A famous Austrian racer contacts the boys to help him fix his driveshafts (yes, plural). Barrett has a concerning follow up letter and John has a theological trust issue that needs to be resolved.

7: Deities and Driveshafts

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John has a big question of his own this week, but Barrett is in a bad mood. Despite this, the boys muster the courage to help young builder Nazeem with his baby staring problem. A very incompetent manager Lionel needs the help of Barrett to corral some cats in his lingerie shop!

6: Inquisitive Infants and Commercial CATastrophe!

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The Boys help Gilbert with his cheeky flatmates, who are leaving too many crumbs for their own good. There&#39;s an update on the vampire dog situation, where the master becomes the mistress. Barrett has been thinking about the big questions, and John is tasked with helping sex pest Randy avoid a fist to the face.

5: Crisp Conundrums and Randy's Escape

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John has another documentary recommendation this week, but Barrett&#39;s more concerned with dodgy doctors dealing him damage. A woman needs help with her spooky dog. In this week&#39;s Roleplay Problem, Barrett helps Jimmy stealthily navigate a hazardous lumbermill - armed guards and all!

4: Timber Mill Sneakery and Vampire Dog Spookery

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Barrett has got a bad arm this week, but that doesn&#39;t stop him from continuing with his book idea. John has a run-in with a defendant that wants to trick him out of free legal advice. Barrett is having none of this! Finally John must play pickup artist for Barrett&#39;s friend Francis, who is having trouble with the ladies.

3: Hindsight, Hookups, and Hospital Visits

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John talks about a new documentary he has seen this week, whilst Barrett brings in a problem concerning a man who can&#39;t understand the concept of cash. Meanwhile, a man called Dennis is stuck up a mountain. Can Barrett get him down in time, before night falls?

2: Movies, Money, and Mountains

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Where it all begins...Barrett and John introduce themselves to you. Barrett plugs his books and John talks Mango Clinic, his advice utopia. The boys get competitve with Quickfire problems, then get argumentative over a man&#39;s failing life. Finally John has to save a baby by helping a compromised midwife, before it&#39;s too late!

Where it all begins...Barrett and John introduce themselves to you. Barrett plugs his books and John talks Mango Clinic, his advice utopia. The boys get competitve with Quickfire problems, then get argumentative over a man's failing life. Finally John has to save a baby by helping a compromised midwife, before it's too late!

1: Introductions, Apathies and Midwiferies

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Come and join Barrett Coldyron and John Mango as they solve every problem they can! Follow the podcast to stay up to date with each release, and write in at Coulda Woulda Shoulda&#39;s Facebook page to get your problems wiped by Barrett and John!

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Join Barrett Coldyron and Dr. John Mango as they take a deep dive into your problems! Every episode they discuss hard-hitting super-issues such as creepy children, jilted lovers, and vampire dogs. 
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