Squeaky Bum Time: An English Premier League Podcast

Laurent Courtines and Mike Salerno, two wacky American sports fans, talk nonsense about things that make most people uncomfortable. And sometimes Premier League football.

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Episode #59 - Is the Champions League Choke on Again for Man City?
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Episode #58 - Same As It Ever Was
Show Details14min 51s
Episode #57 - Rest Easy, AFTV's Claude Callegari
Show Details36min 18s
Episode #56 - An Ode to Sergio Aguero
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Episode #55 - Examining the Changing Trends in American Sports Television
Show Details40min 52s
Episode #54 - Cheating on Your Lover with Brighton
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Episode #53 - Spurs being Spursy - Do a Reverse Ajax, Giving Chelsea’s Mendy Some Credit!
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Episode #52 - "Lamela and Sanchez" by William Shakespeare
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Episode #51 - Who Replaces Messi and Ronaldo? North London Derby Preview!
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Episode #50 - Klopp Out? Gerrard...In?!
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Episode #49 - There's Only One Team In England
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Episode # 48 - Get It Together, Brighton!
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Episode #47 - Arsenal's Store-Brand Ajax Moment! Mid-Week European Review
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Episode #46 - West Ham? WEST HAM!
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Episode # 45 Five reasons you watch Manchester United (and the 3 reasons you don't) Narrative in the Premier League
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Episode #44 - El Douchico Part 2 Preview! Could Pep Kill Mourinho?
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Episode # 43 - Liverpool v Manchester City review: The Age of Foden is Upon Us!
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Episode # 42 - It happens again - Manchester United win 9-0. Liverpool breached by Seagulls. Manchester City v Liverpool preview
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Episode # 41 A Couple of Duds. The Transfer Deadline and Arsenal vs Manchester United. Regulation battle over?
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Episode #40 - Liverpool Break Mike, City Top Table With Statement Win
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Episode #39 - Chelsea Sack Fat Frank! FA Cup Review, Tottenham-Liverpool Preview
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Episode #38 - BURNLEY Beat Liverpool! United Go Top! Mass Hysteria!
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Episode #37 - New Format! Running Through The Premier League Table, Why Are All Analysts Bad?
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Episode #36 - Recapping The FA Cup, Talking Desserts with Aveline
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Episode #35 - Carabao Cup Clash Review. Mourinho and Pep Square off. Fa Cup 3rd round preview
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Episode #34 - Liverpool Losing Their Grip, Is it Man City's to Lose?
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Episode #33 - Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United Villa, Spurs Leeds
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Episode #32 - Draws for Everybody! Liverpool, Chelsea, Leicester, Tottenham, Manchester Utd!
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Episode #31 - Pochettino to PSG, Boxing Day Preview and Carabao Cup Recap
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Episode #30 - Hyperbolic Media Narratives, Arsenal Have Erectile Dysfunction, Liverpool Pummel Palace
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Episode #29 - Festive Period Mayhem! Liverpool edge Tottenham, Wolves stun Chelsea, Arsenal gets a point!
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Episode #28 - Manchester Derby Dud! Champions League Draw, Tottenham-Liverpool Kick Off Festive Period!
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Episode #27 - Racism in Paris? Are We Sure? Champions League Review and Manchester Derby preview!
Show Details45min 52s
Episode #26 - Fans in the Stands for Jose's North London Derby Masterclass, Laughing at Arsenal Fan TV
Show Details46min 40s
Episode #25 - Champions League Chaos and a North London Derby Preview
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Episode #24 - Premier League match week 10 review and Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur thoughts. Champions League action recap.
Show Details27min 27s
Episode #23 - Ode to Maradona Great but no Messi or Ronaldo. Champions League Review. Premier League preview and Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur
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Episode #22 - El Douchico Review! Spurs Beat Man City, Liverpool Bash Leicester, Arsenal Are A Catastrophe
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Rapid Reaction: El Douchico! Manchester City fan rapid reaction and ANGER
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Episode #21 - El Douchico! Tottenham-Manchester City Preview!
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Episode #20 - Jurgen Klopp's Deal With the Devil and Wrexham AFC: The Gang Buys a Team
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Episode #19 - An Ode to Southampton FC, USMNT Finally Back in Action
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Episode #18 - Review of Premier League Matchweek 8. Fallout from Liverpool v Manchester City. VAR's Reign of Terror continues.
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Episode #17 - Previewing the Upcoming Manchester City-Liverpool Clash
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Episode #16 - VAR Strikes Again, Premier League Matchweek 7 Roundup
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Episode #15 - Too Much Narrative, Not Enough Context: Premier League Introspective and Week 7 Preview
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Episode #14 - Dissecting a strange Premier League start, Messi-Ronaldo UCL Preview
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Episode #13 - Champions League is Back! Is a European Super League Coming Next?
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Episode #12 - Reacting to Everton-Liverpool Chaos and Tottenham's Meltdown
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Episode #11 - Previewing Tottenham-West Ham with The Athletic's Jesse Marshall
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Episode #10 - Project Big Picture, A Premier League Coup? Cancel Culture in Sports
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Episode #9 - England Goes Pay-Per-View, Transfer Window Recap
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Episode #8 - SCHADENFREUDE! Liverpool and Man United get SMASHED! Touchdown Tottenham!
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Episode #7 - Eric Dier, He Shits When He Wants!
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Episode #6 - Guardiola Out? The Penalty Pandemic and Murderous Dictators
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Episode #5 - Crickets, Ted Lasso, Terrifying Toddlers
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Episode #4 - Goals, Goals, Goals! Why We Saw the Highest Scoring Week in Premier League History
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Episode #3 - All Trophies Matter, Gareth Bale Returns to Tottenham
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Episode #2 - American Women's Sports Are Doing It Wrong
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Episode #1 - Resetting the Premier League Stage
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