Seriously, what is even happening around here?

And Damien and Kyra like listening to him talk about it. He also convinced Damien to do a Resident Evil playthrough.

seriously, when is this thing ever going to not be about food?

Deep-fry the government -Kid #4

CJ, Caitlin, Damien, and Kyra talk about food for like 45 minutes.

Kyra, Damien, and Peter Baker become glizzy gladiators.

Alyson and Damien talk about wrestling too long and Kyra gets bored.

Much like Coy Hall with Bigfoot, Kyra and Damien find out that Lorien Lawerence is an agnostic believer in ghosts.

We accidentally cursed author Scott Burtness by making his episode 19... sorry Scott.

Today Kyra and Damien talk to Laurel Hightower about the importance of Kyra leaving the "R" in her author's name, Adam, Bourbon, and some really deep stuff.

Kyra and Damien hangout and act like morons. They also randomly decided this was the end of season 1, which doesn't matter because they aren't skipping a week or anything anyway.

STORY TIMES

In your Skin- Breanna Lynn: 00:00:40

You've Got Mail- Kyra R. Torres: 00:25:30

Pupzig & Lucipurrr Vs. The Unholy Slug from Hell- Damien Casey: 00:56:40

Made of Sticks and Twine- Sarah Jane Huntington: 01:32:40

The Tunnel- Rayne King: 01:51:00

The Thing that Should not Trick or Treat on Halloween Night- Christopher McCormick: 02:11:57

Kyra is joined by Adam Hulse and Elford Alley; they all have to deal with Damien hanging out in a parking lot.

STORY TIMESTAMPS

Remo Macartney- Dog Days: 00:00:30

Elford Alley- A Texas Halloween: 00:44:00

Adam Hulse- Our Parents are Boring: 01:33:00

Kyra and Damien are joined by M.E. Grey, H. Everend, and Alana K Drex. FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH DAMIENS CANDY CHOICES.

Stories and timestamps!

In Every Stitch- M.E. Grey: 00:01:05

Darkness- H. Everend: 00:49:30

Small Town Fxiends- Alana K Drex: 01:58:00

Today Caitlin Marceau and C.J. Sampera joined Kyra and Damien to piss off Kryptkeeper Kyle who is not alone...

Story Timestamps-

Heaven in the Sky by Alexander Mercant- 00:01:00

Sticky Sweet by Caitlin Marceau- 01:05:25

The Thing with my Hands by C.J. Sampera- 01:46:46

Stories featured on this episode with timestamps so if that's why you're here and don't want to listen to us chat, here you go!

The She-Wolf and Saint Edmund: A Black Death Halloween- Coy Hall: 00:01:08

Little Friends- Wendy Dalrymple: 01:00:00

The Child- Brian Burger Bae Berry: 01:57:30

Kyra and Damien are joined by Coy Hall, Wendy Dalrymple, and Brian Burger Bae Berry. They talk candy, costumes, and occasionally Coy makes fun of Damien's candy choices.

Adam Hulse educates Kyra and Damien about how to use a glizzy as a straw for your beverage of choice. The three of them find out that no matter where you're from, fanny packs are funny.

Garth Jones comes on the show to talk about anything other than Australian wildlife, but Kyra and Damien are basically children and keep asking about spiders, kangaroos, and his view of the state of America right now.

Seriously, it's brutal. She also tells Damien and Kyra about soft-shelled turtles and Crows being hella violent. ANTIFA NESSIE.

Kristina designs book covers and has a youtube. She calls Kyra mean and Damien annoying. It's cool though, we deserved it. She also talks about peanut butter hot dogs.

You know her as @escapereality4now on Instagram and Twitter, but today she's Tali and she's talking about some good good.