A dive into the world of timeless bible stories through a comedic lens with a sailors tongue . Witty banter meets heart felt take aways as cohosts Jesse Ward and Peggy Murphey make their way on a journey through the Bible’s own old testament.

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Welcome to Bottom Shelf Bible Study with your hosts Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy, where we crack open the Bible with cheap liquor and cheaper takes. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the Song of Solomon, the Bible’s steamiest love letter that’s basically Proverbs after a blunt and a barista hookup. From shade-throwing beloveds to raisin-powered romance, we butcher this ancient smut with our signature chaos—think myrrh-soaked misadventures, baby-making season, and doves cooing like they’re in a rom-com. Is it love, lust, or just too much wine? Join us as we gloriously screw up the scriptures with gems like “grab her right by the pussy” and “taste my sex.” Expect crude laughs, unhinged banter, and proof the Bible’s spicier than your ex’s group chat. Subscribe, rate, and don’t miss the next banger—or you’ll be wandering the city squares looking for your beloved.

Solomon’s Sizzling Psalms

Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy bring the chaos in this Bottom Shelf Bible Study episode, tearing into the Song of Solomon—the Bible’s hottest love poem that’s half romance, half NSFW fever dream. With their trademark irreverence, they reimagine this ancient text as a wild romp through apple trees, myrrh-drenched hookups, and some seriously questionable banners of love. From “strengthen me with raisins” to “waft my pussy right up into death,” they shred Solomon’s sizzling psalms with crude humor and zero filter. Is it divine passion or just a horny barista’s diary? Tune in for laughs, smutty scripture, and a take on love as unhinged as a fox in a vineyard. Like, subscribe, and catch the next biblical banger!

Bible Hub

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Pyro-Prophet &amp; The Sons of Thunder is a darkly comedic, biblically-fueled podcast that dives headfirst into the wildest, weirdest, and most fire-laced stories from scripture—no flannelgraph, no filter. Hosted by irreverent storytellers with a reverence for truth, this show takes you from Old Testament chaos to New Testament thunder with sharp wit, absurd characters, and raw spiritual insight. Whether it’s Elijah calling down fire on 100+ soldiers, James and John trying to napalm a Samaritan village, or modern faith getting roasted on a divine altar, this isn’t your grandma’s Bible study. Expect satire, sacred fire, and surprising takeaways as we explore what happens when real faith meets divine combustion. Come for the heresy. Stay for the holiness.Welcome to the bonfire of bad religion.

A darkly funny, fire-soaked dive into the Bible’s wildest moments—where Elijah barbecues soldiers and the Sons of Thunder beg Jesus to drop napalm. Blasphemously honest. Weirdly hopeful.

Pyro-Prophet & the Sons Of Thunder

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<blockquote>Job Reloaded: Spit Roast Edition</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>In this episode of Bottom Shelf Bible Study, Jesse and Peggy tackle the Book of Job the only way they know how: with faith, fury, and enough bad jokes to make a camel blush.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>Join us as we wander through divine wagers, smoldering livestock, cursed casseroles, and friends who really should’ve stayed silent.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>Was God petty?</blockquote><blockquote>Was Satan bored?</blockquote><blockquote>Was Job patient or just tired of everyone’s crap?</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>Pull up a broken barstool, pour yourself something bottom shelf, and find out what’s left when the dust settles and the spit roast burns down.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>Faith isn’t pretty.</blockquote><blockquote>But it’s still real.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>🔥 Bottom Shelf Bible Study.</blockquote>

Spit Roast Edition

Jesse and Peggy dive headfirst into the Book of Job — divine wagers, bad friends, cursed casseroles, and a faith that refuses to die, no matter how bad it burns.

Bottom Shelf Bible Study: Faith. Fury. Friendship. Fire damage.

Job Reloaded

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<blockquote>In this episode of Bottom Shelf Bible Study, we meet Deborah—Israel’s top judge, prophet, and certified battle commander. She didn’t just rule… she rolled deep.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>While Barak hesitated, Debbie stood firm. While Sisera fled, Yael hammered the point home—literally.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>Jesse and Peggy break down one of the Bible’s most epic war stories, complete with divine storms, hesitant men, and a tent peg that ends it all. Plus: spiritual takeaways, absurd banter, and a solid argument that Deborah may have also moonlighted as an Aussie wildlife hunter.</blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote>Featuring:</blockquote> <blockquote>Judge Debbie in full authority</blockquote><blockquote>Barak the maybe-softie</blockquote><blockquote>Yael the nail-slinger</blockquote><blockquote>And a God who still shows up in the mud</blockquote> <blockquote>In this story… Debbie is the law.</blockquote>

In this Story, Debbie is the Law.

Deborah leads. Barak hesitates. Yael finishes the job. In this episode, Jesse and Peggy dive into the story of Judge Debbie—Israel’s baddest prophet-warrior. Featuring divine storms, tent peg justice, and a God who doesn’t wait for permission. In this story… Debbie is the law.


Judge Debbie

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In this episode, the hosts, Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy, engage in a light-hearted discussion filled with humor, cultural references, and a biblical story focused on King Eglon. Here are the detailed points covered in their conversation: Introduction: Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy. Easter weekend observations and greetings.Mention of Good Friday and the significance of Resurrection Sunday.Humorous Banter: Joking about forgetfulness and amnesia.Jesse humorously pokes fun at Peggy&#39;s insurance rates increasing due to allowing unlicensed drivers to drive her car. Biblical Story: King Eglon and Introduction of the character, King Eglon, along with a comedic comparison to Humpty Dumpty.Discussion about Ehud, a judge known for being left-handed. Ehud’s act of stabbing King Eglon with a double-edged dagger, illustrated as a humorous yet dark narrative. The aftermath of the stabbing, where the king&#39;s overweight condition led to unexpected comedic outcomes (i.e., &#34;his stomach swallowed the whole dagger&#34;).Narrative AnalysisCommentary on cultural perceptions of left-handed individuals.Discussion about the implications of the story, including themes of oppression and rebellion.Humor about the reactions of the guards and the king&#39;s eventual demise. The story concludes with a reference to 80 years of peace achieved after Eglon&#39;s death, emphasizing the irony of the violent act leading to peace. Closing RemarksJesse and Peggy reflect on the absurdities of the story and its humor. Peggy teases about starting her new podcast. They conclude with light banter and remark on the fluctuating popularity of their podcast, emphasizing perspective. This episode weaves comedy with biblical storytelling, providing an entertaining discussion while reflecting on themes of rebellion against tyranny and the quirky nature of their narratives.

The Perfect Crime

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We’re back, baby! After a short hiatus, Bottom Shelf Bible Study returns with a brand-new, rapid-fire format—welcome to our first-ever BSBS Blitz! What’s Inside?	•	The Israelites: History’s First Karens? 🙄Fresh out of Egypt, the Israelites are already whining about food, water, and how much they miss slavery. God, fed up with their nonsense, sends a plague of venomous snakes to speed up their character development.	•	God’s Unconventional Healthcare Plan 🏥🐍After realizing snake bites suck, the Israelites beg Moses for help. God’s prescription? A bronze snake statue that magically heals anyone who looks at it. Yes, really.	•	From Healing Relic to Golden Calf 2.0 🛑Classic Israelites move—they ignore God’s command to destroy the statue and instead start worshipping it because, of course, they do.	•	Bonus Blitz: King Saul’s 100-Foreskin Challenge 🤦‍♂️Trying to get David killed, King Saul tells him to collect 100 Philistine foreskins. David, ever the overachiever, brings back double. Naturally, we ask the real question: how exactly did he collect them? 🧐	•	David’s Harp: Medieval Torture or Just an Annoying Playlist? 🎵🎯Some say Saul threw spears at David because of an evil spirit. We say maybe it was just because David wouldn’t stop playing the same damn harp song. Season Two: BSBS Blitz Has Arrived! After a run of full-length episodes, we’re kicking off Season Two with our new Blitz format—short, chaotic, and straight to the weirdest parts of the Bible. We’re back. We’re sorry. You’re welcome.

The Israelites complained, so God sent snakes. Classic.

BSBS Blitz: The Bronze Serpent
We’re back, baby! After a short hiatus, Bottom Shelf Bible Study returns with a brand-new, rapid-fire format—welcome to our first-ever BSBS Blitz! Short, chaotic, and straight to the weirdest parts of the Bible.

This time, we tackle the Bronze Serpent—where God responds to the Israelites’ non-stop whining by sending a plague of venomous snakes. Their bad. The fix? Staring at a bronze snake statue. Yes, Old Testament healthcare was wild.

Oh, and because the Bible stays weird, we also cover King Saul’s 100-foreskin challenge—where David, always the teacher’s pet, brings back double.

We’re back. We’re sorry. You’re welcome.

The Bronze Serpent and Philistine Foreskin

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In this amusing and thought-provoking episode, our hosts dive into an eclectic mix of topics, from the oddities of Braille at drive-thrus to the deep intricacies of faith and theology. Listen as they humorously navigate through personal anecdotes about dating, unexpected revelations, and their own faith journeys.
Despite a technical glitch that almost erased the entire episode, the conversation remains rich with insights and laughter. You&#39;ll hear about their unique experiences with religion, the significance of different Bible verses, and the unexpected ways God shows up in our lives.
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from gross-out humor to heartfelt discussions, and discover why sometimes the best moments are the ones that almost didn&#39;t happen.

In this amusing and thought-provoking episode, our hosts dive into an eclectic mix of topics, from the oddities of Braille at drive-thrus to the deep intricacies of faith and theology. Listen as they humorously navigate through personal anecdotes about dating, unexpected revelations, and their own faith journeys.Despite a technical glitch that almost erased the entire episode, the conversation remains rich with insights and laughter. You&#39;ll hear about their unique experiences with religion, the significance of different Bible verses, and the unexpected ways God shows up in our lives.Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from gross-out humor to heartfelt discussions, and discover why sometimes the best moments are the ones that almost didn&#39;t happen.

Lost Episode: Braille, Faith, and Funny Misunderstandings

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In this intriguing episode, join Peggy and Jesse as they delve into the eerie tale of King Saul and the Witch of Endor from the Book of Samuel. The discussion takes unexpected turns, from witnessing a fictional death in &#34;Die Hard&#34; to cracking ghostly jokes, all leading to a deep dive into biblical storytelling.
Discover the complex relationship between King Saul and the prophet Samuel, and how Saul&#39;s desperate attempt to contact the deceased prophet leads to a chilling encounter. The hosts explore the theological implications of contacting the dead, the biblical stance on necromancy, and the consequences of Saul&#39;s actions.
As they unravel the story, the conversation also touches on broader themes of obedience, divine intervention, and the importance of seeking guidance from God rather than forbidden sources. Tune in for a blend of humor, theology, and thought-provoking insights!

In this intriguing episode, join Peggy and Jesse as they delve into the eerie tale of King Saul and the Witch of Endor from the Book of Samuel. The discussion takes unexpected turns, from witnessing a fictional death in &#34;Die Hard&#34; to cracking ghostly jokes, all leading to a deep dive into biblical storytelling.
Discover the complex relationship between King Saul and the prophet Samuel, and how Saul&#39;s desperate attempt to contact the deceased prophet leads to a chilling encounter. The hosts explore the theological implications of contacting the dead, the biblical stance on necromancy, and the consequences of Saul&#39;s actions.
As they unravel the story, the conversation also touches on broader themes of obedience, divine intervention, and the importance of seeking guidance from God rather than forbidden sources. Tune in for a blend of humor, theology, and thought-provoking insights!

The Witch of Endron

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Welcome to another exciting episode of Bottom Shelf Bible Study with Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy! Today, we delve into the action-packed Book of Daniel, exploring the dramatic tales of the lion&#39;s den, the fiery furnace, and a king&#39;s transformation into a wild beast.
We start our journey in ancient Babylon, uncovering its historical significance and its role in the biblical narrative. Discover how King Nebuchadnezzar&#39;s conquest of Jerusalem led to the captivity of Daniel and his friends, their new Babylonian identities, and their unwavering faith in God.
Join us as we recount Daniel&#39;s refusal to eat the king&#39;s diet, his ability to interpret the king&#39;s mysterious dream, and the miraculous survival of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the blazing furnace. Witness the rise and fall of King Nebuchadnezzar as he learns a humbling lesson from God.
This episode is filled with humor, insightful discussions, and a deep appreciation for the divine wisdom that guides Daniel and his companions. Don&#39;t miss out on this fascinating exploration of faith, courage, and divine intervention!
Plus, get a sneak peek into our bonus episode on Patreon, where we share our very first recording session, filled with spontaneous conversations and biblical ponderings. Join us on this enlightening journey through the Bible, one story at a time!

Welcome to another exciting episode of Bottom Shelf Bible Study with Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy! Today, we delve into the action-packed Book of Daniel, exploring the dramatic tales of the lion&#39;s den, the fiery furnace, and a king&#39;s transformation into a wild beast.We start our journey in ancient Babylon, uncovering its historical significance and its role in the biblical narrative. Discover how King Nebuchadnezzar&#39;s conquest of Jerusalem led to the captivity of Daniel and his friends, their new Babylonian identities, and their unwavering faith in God.Join us as we recount Daniel&#39;s refusal to eat the king&#39;s diet, his ability to interpret the king&#39;s mysterious dream, and the miraculous survival of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the blazing furnace. Witness the rise and fall of King Nebuchadnezzar as he learns a humbling lesson from God.This episode is filled with humor, insightful discussions, and a deep appreciation for the divine wisdom that guides Daniel and his companions. Don&#39;t miss out on this fascinating exploration of faith, courage, and divine intervention!Plus, get a sneak peek into our bonus episode on Patreon, where we share our very first recording session, filled with spontaneous conversations and biblical ponderings. Join us on this enlightening journey through the Bible, one story at a time!

Daniel: Fire and Wisdom

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Welcome back! In this episode, our hosts dive into the amusing myth that &#34;everybody was kung fu fighting&#34; and challenge the accuracy of popular song lyrics. With witty banter and humor, they explore the absurdity of these claims and transition into an unexpected yet entertaining retelling of the biblical story of Cain and Abel.

From discussing the nuances of ancient scripture to imagining hilarious modern-day scenarios, this episode is packed with laughter and thought-provoking insights. Whether it&#39;s debating the number of people actually engaging in kung fu or dissecting sibling rivalry in the Old Testament, there&#39;s never a dull moment. Tune in for a blend of comedy, theology, and downright silliness!

Welcome back! In this episode, our hosts dive into the amusing myth that &#34;everybody was kung fu fighting&#34; and challenge the accuracy of popular song lyrics. With witty banter and humor, they explore the absurdity of these claims and transition into an unexpected yet entertaining retelling of the biblical story of Cain and Abel.

From discussing the nuances of ancient scripture to imagining hilarious modern-day scenarios, this episode is packed with laughter and thought-provoking insights. Whether it&#39;s debating the number of people actually engaging in kung fu or dissecting sibling rivalry in the Old Testament, there&#39;s never a dull moment. Tune in for a blend of comedy, theology, and downright silliness!

The Kung Fu Fallacy: A Wild Ride from Music Myths to Biblical Tales

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Welcome to Bottom Shelf Bible Study with your hosts Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy. In this episode, they delve into the dramatic and often misunderstood story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
The discussion kicks off with a lighthearted introduction, encouraging listeners to share and rate the show. Peggy then reveals the topic of the day, sparking a conversation about the true reasons behind the infamous destruction of these ancient cities.
Contrary to popular belief, the hosts clarify that Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed due to sexual deviance, but rather because of the inhabitants&#39; extreme cruelty and lack of compassion towards one another. Jesse and Peggy draw parallels to modern times, painting a vivid picture of a society that valued wealth over humanity.
They also touch on the biblical figures of Abraham and his nephew Lot, setting the stage for the divine retribution that followed. With humor and insight, Jesse and Peggy offer a fresh perspective on this classic biblical narrative.

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Bible Study with your hosts Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy. In this episode, they delve into the dramatic and often misunderstood story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
The discussion kicks off with a lighthearted introduction, encouraging listeners to share and rate the show. Peggy then reveals the topic of the day, sparking a conversation about the true reasons behind the infamous destruction of these ancient cities.
Contrary to popular belief, the hosts clarify that Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed due to sexual deviance, but rather because of the inhabitants&#39; extreme cruelty and lack of compassion towards one another. Jesse and Peggy draw parallels to modern times, painting a vivid picture of a society that valued wealth over humanity.
They also touch on the biblical figures of Abraham and his nephew Lot, setting the stage for the divine retribution that followed. With humor and insight, Jesse and Peggy offer a fresh perspective on this classic biblical narrative.

The Fiery Tale of Sodom and Gomorrah

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Join Jesse and Peggy as they dive deep into the timeless tale of Samson and Delilah. In this episode, they explore the complexities of love and betrayal, and the ultimate power of faith and forgiveness. Discover the secrets behind Samson&#39;s legendary strength, and how Delilah&#39;s persistence led to his downfall.
From humorous banter to profound takeaways, this episode offers a fresh perspective on a classic story. Learn why maintaining a promise to God is paramount, and how true strength lies in faith. Tune in for an engaging retelling that blends historical context with modern-day relevance.
Don&#39;t miss the insightful reflections and lively discussions that make this episode a must-listen. Whether you&#39;re familiar with the story or hearing it for the first time, Jesse and Peggy bring new life to an age-old narrative. Listen now and uncover the deeper meanings behind the legend of Samson and Delilah.

The Untold Story of Samson and Delilah: Love, Betrayal, and Divine Strength

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Welcome to another engaging episode of Bottom Shelf Bible Study with Jesse Ward and Peggy Murphy. This week, we dive into the fascinating story of Balaam and his talking donkey, exploring the unexpected ways divine messages can be delivered.

Peggy shares a humorous yet frustrating experience at a Thai restaurant, leading to a lively discussion on language and misunderstandings. The hosts then pivot to the biblical tale of Balaam, a pagan prophet hired to curse the Israelites, only to find himself blessing them instead, thanks to divine intervention.

The episode takes a whimsical turn as Jesse and Peggy discuss historical accounts of talking animals, including a cat that allegedly says &#34;hello&#34; and Hitler&#39;s bizarre attempt to train talking dogs for the German army.

Join us for an episode filled with laughter, unexpected lessons, and intriguing facts. Don&#39;t forget to visit our website at <a href="http://bottomshelfbible.com" rel="nofollow">bottomshelfbible.com</a> and check out our Patreon page for exclusive content and special perks.

Music. We&#39;re sorry. You&#39;re welcome.

Welcome to another engaging episode of Bottom Shelf Bible Study with Jesse Ward and Peggy Murphy. This week, we dive into the fascinating story of Balaam and his talking donkey, exploring the unexpected ways divine messages can be delivered.

Peggy shares a humorous yet frustrating experience at a Thai restaurant, leading to a lively discussion on language and misunderstandings. The hosts then pivot to the biblical tale of Balaam, a pagan prophet hired to curse the Israelites, only to find himself blessing them instead, thanks to divine intervention.

The episode takes a whimsical turn as Jesse and Peggy discuss historical accounts of talking animals, including a cat that allegedly says &#34;hello&#34; and Hitler&#39;s bizarre attempt to train talking dogs for the German army.

Join us for an episode filled with laughter, unexpected lessons, and intriguing facts. Don&#39;t forget to visit our website at bottomshelfbible.com and check out our Patreon page for exclusive content and special perks.

Music. We&#39;re sorry. You&#39;re welcome.

The Talking Donkey and Other Curious Tales

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This week Jesse and Peggy bring unearth the story of David and Goliath. So sit down and grab a chair because we’re about to knock your socks back 6 feet from Sundays Momma! In this wonderful edition of BSBS!

Goliath goes Bottoms Up for David

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Jesse and Peggy serve up some delicious word soup this week. Ingredients: blood baths, hard ons and baby killing angels. So eat eat up and we&#39;ll tell you. also Peggy was wondering if you have seen her keys... never mind she found them.

Jesse and Peggy delve up some delicious word soup this week as they dish up tales of blood baths, hard ons and baby killing angels.

Who Knows This Moses

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This week 
Jesse and Peggy deli into the mystic teaching of the story of Noah, That one where god destroyed the entire Earth.

This week 
Jesse and Peggy deli into the mystic teaching of the story of Noah, That one where god destroyed the entire Earth.
 

Noah's Ark, ya' know?

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This week Jesse and Peggy debut Bottom Shelf Bible
study and talk about Jonah and the real big fish, hold on to your
butts!

This week Jesse and Peggy debut Bottom Shelf Bible
study and talk about Jonah and the real big fish, hold on to your
butts!

"'No! Means No!" Jonah wailed.

Bottom Shelf Bible Study isn’t for the perfect. It’s for the real ones. The ones who want to hear the raw, uncut stuff. The people who love Jesus but laugh at the weird stuff, too.

Support the show, and get access to the good stuff, bonus content, behind-the-scenes chaos, and more.

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A dive into the world of timeless bible stories through a comedic lens with a sailors tongue . Witty banter meets heart felt take aways as cohosts Jesse Ward and Peggy Murphey make their way on a journey through the Bible’s own old testament.