Not everyone can be the girl! That's the whole point of being gay. Is that you like boys. Tap in to listen to how Paul Dano & Paul (2011) connect, take a hit of the Flat Tummy Tea Subliminal, and relax.

The Bot Girls laugh at Shark Tank, philosophy, and past lives.

The Bot Girls discuss Penn Badgley's Bahá'í Faith, BTS' military commitments, and the Pizzabomb true crime case (through an anthropological lens)

We're sapiosexual so this is a highly intellectual podcast. That's why the Bot Girls & @weirdassprettythey discussed Rick and Morty, Dawn of Chromatica, and JoJo Siwa's overdosing proximity.

Joined by @_.screech and @anastasiacoope, the Bot Girls discuss modeling, the promise of hell, and age gaps.

Jade and Misha sort out their Instagram story beef.

The Bot Girls discuss charming Icelandic inbreds, UFO sighting experiences, Lil Pump's trans femme realness, and more!