• Episode 8 - Special Election

    The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.

    11m | Mar 29, 2021
  • Episode 7 - Acquired

    After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.

    16m | Mar 15, 2021
  • Minisode - Interrogation

    The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.

    3m | Mar 1, 2021
  • Episode 6 - Murder Games

    In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.

    20m | Feb 15, 2021
  • Episode 5 - Defunded

    Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.

    14m | Feb 1, 2021
  • Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing

    Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.

    15m | Jan 18, 2021
  • Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse

    Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.

    5m | Jan 10, 2021
  • Episode 3 - Now Hiring

    Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

    17m | Jan 4, 2021
  • Episode 2 - Ben

    Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind. 

    19m | Dec 21, 2020
  • Trailer

    On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.

    2m | Dec 15, 2020
  • Episode 1 - Launch Party

    Mallory and Ben host a launch party at a cold but well-attended children’s playground in Queens.

    16m | Dec 3, 2020
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