• Archive Panic Ep. 46: Shocker (1989)

    You ready for Shocker? Not that one you dirty bastards! It's Wes Craven's failed attempt at a franchise! Why is the first half hour so good? What's with the awkward tonal shifts? Why does everything seem rushed and sluggish at the same time? Join the boys and find out!

    2h 8m - Apr 16, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.45: Hulk (2003)

    How can a movie about a big, green, angry man fighting the military be depressing? Add in a backstory filled with trauma, that's how! The boys discuss maybe the most misunderstood Marvel film, Hulk!

    2h 15m - Apr 9, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.44: X2/X-Men United

    X-Men 2: electric Boogaloo!! We return to the world of mutants with X2! The boys ponder why this movie is considered the best in the franchise, whether the X-Men are suitable to care for kids and the logistics of the school as a whole. It's a good one.

    1h 52m - Apr 2, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.43: The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

    It's Voodoo time baby! The boys head to Haiti where they'll mix with the locals, practice that old time religion and get caught up in good ol' political turmoil. All whilst trippin' balls! did we mention this movie is spooky as hell? It's The Serpent and the Rainbow!!!

    1h 21m - Mar 26, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.42: Deadly Friend (1986)

    Ah teenage love! The best of times, except when she become a robot. What do you mean that hasn't ha...

    The boys watched Deadly Friend, Wes Craven's most head-scratching movie yet!

    1h 43m - Mar 19, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.41: Daredevil (2003)

    The boys look at Ben Affleck's first foray in to the superhero genre with the much maligned Daredevil. Is this the most 2003 movie ever? Yes! Is it an underrated classic? Tune in to find out!

    2h 8m - Mar 12, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.40: Spider-Man (2002)

    Join the boys as they discuss a childhood classic Spider-Man. Do they still hold it in high regard or will they remove the rose tinted glasses as they remember the CGI, the campness and Peter castrating his arch nemesis?

    2h 43m - Mar 5, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.39: The Hills have Eyes Part II

    You thought we'd left the desert? Oh you're very mistaken. We're heading back on a bus with some extremely annoying dirt bikers. Join us as we discuss a new contender for worst movie seen on the show! Who'll survive? Who cares?

    1h 31m - Feb 27, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep. 38: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    It's a big one! The boys discuss Wes Craven's timeless classic: A Nightmare on Elm Street! After sweltering in the deserts and trudging through the Swamps it's good to come home.

    2h 3m - Feb 20, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep. 37: Blade II (2002)

    The boys travel to Prague, city if great nightlife, beer, a rich history and mutant vampires! Will this highly anticipated sequel live up to the hype or will it suck (your blood)?

    1h 55m - Feb 13, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep. 36: X-Men (2000)

    On what is possibly their most unhinged episode yet, the boys discuss the best Marvel movie they've seen (so far) X-Men! Is Magneto stupid? Is Charles a bad guy? What's with the gimp suits? Listen and find out!

    2h 38m - Feb 6, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep. 35: Swamp Thing (1982)

    The boys have been to the desert, toiled in farmland and now they're exploring the swamps! What dangers will they encounter? Gators? Snakes? How about a giant plant man? The Wes Cravenathon continues with Swamp Thing.

    2h 3m - Jan 30, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.34: Deadly Blessing (1981)

    Ever wanted to live in the 1800s? Ever wanted to be a part of a close-knit God fearing community? Every wanted to Marry your Cousin? Then join the Hittites! Just watch out for the Incubus the next farm over and you'll forever be sweet in the nostrils of God.

    1h 47m - Jan 23, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep. 33: New Year's Evil (1980)

    You are invited to attend Blaze's rockin' New Year's Eve TV extravaganza! Expect great punk music, a guy with Mommy issues and Murder! What more could you want!?

    1h 53m - Jan 16, 2024
  • Archive Panic Ep.32: Violent Night (2022)

    HO HO HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S THE ARCHIVE PANIC CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! Join the boys for the festive season where they talk about a potential modern day Christmas classic "Violent Night". It's got guns, gore, Santa and insufferable family members. It's the perfect Christmas!

    1h 50m - Dec 25, 2023
  • Archive Panic Ep.31: Blade (1998)

    Our journey in to the world of Marvel takes a dark and bloodthirsty turn with this weeks movie, Blade.

    Will they survive the sheer levels of 90s bullshit this movie has to throw their way? Or will they embrace the darkness and come out the other side? Tune in and find out!

    2h 37m - Dec 19, 2023
  • Archive Panic Ep.30: Captain America (1990)

    Join the boys as the explore the darkest depths of the Marvel Cinematic experience. This is quite possibly the worst movie Archive Panic has covered thus far. You have been warned

    1h 43m - Dec 12, 2023
  • Archive Panic Ep.29: The Hills have Eyes (1977)

    The boys take a trip in to the desert on their journey through the films of Wes Craven. They'll have to survive the deadly wildlife, the heat and the family of crazed cannibals as they discover that The Hills Have Eyes.

    1h 21m - Dec 5, 2023
  • Archive Panic Ep. 28: The Last House on the Left (1972)

    The boys jump in to the macabre world of horror icon Wes Craven. Starting with his infamous, controversial classic, The Last House on the Left (1972). What's with the music? What's up with the bumbling cops? How do we even begin to discuss this movie? Just keep repeating, "It's only a podcast... only a podcast... only a podcast..."

    1h 39m - Nov 28, 2023
  • Archive Panic Ep.27: The Punisher (1989)

    The Boys better hope their past petty crimes go unnoticed as they discuss The Punisher! Hear their awful Dolph Lundgren impressions! Wonder at the glorious use of squibs! The journey in to early Marvel continues on Archive Panic!

    1h 50m - Nov 21, 2023
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