Join two schlubby Scotsmen as they talk through a series of tangents and non-sequiturs while occasionally attempting to actually make a point about the various films they&#39;ve watched. No film is safe from their ineptitude!

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The boys are back in the world of The Punisher. He&#39;s on a one man mission to torture, murder and expose the gangsters that murdered his family. The dark, gritty streets of... Tampa? Tampa... huh. The dark, gritty streets of Tampa will never be the same!

Archive Panic Ep.48: The Punisher (2004)

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In what could be the ultimate entry for &#34;Terrible title but great movie&#34;, the boys discuss The People Under the stairs! This movie has everything you need: a socially conscious message, gore, humour and a tall man in a gimp suit! May you burn in hell it you miss it!

Archive Panic Ep.47: The People Under the Stairs (1991)

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You ready for Shocker? Not that one you dirty bastards! It&#39;s Wes Craven&#39;s failed attempt at a franchise! Why is the first half hour so good? What&#39;s with the awkward tonal shifts? Why does everything seem rushed and sluggish at the same time? Join the boys and find out!

Archive Panic Ep. 46: Shocker (1989)

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How can a movie about a big, green, angry man fighting the military be depressing? Add in a backstory filled with trauma, that&#39;s how! The boys discuss maybe the most misunderstood Marvel film, Hulk!

Archive Panic Ep.45: Hulk (2003)

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X-Men 2: electric Boogaloo!! We return to the world of mutants with X2! The boys ponder why this movie is considered the best in the franchise, whether the X-Men are suitable to care for kids and the logistics of the school as a whole. It&#39;s a good one.

Archive Panic Ep.44: X2/X-Men United

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It&#39;s Voodoo time baby! The boys head to Haiti where they&#39;ll mix with the locals, practice that old time religion and get caught up in good ol&#39; political turmoil. All whilst trippin&#39; balls! did we mention this movie is spooky as hell? It&#39;s The Serpent and the Rainbow!!!

Archive Panic Ep.43: The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

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Ah teenage love! The best of times, except when she become a robot. What do you mean that hasn&#39;t ha...The boys watched Deadly Friend, Wes Craven&#39;s most head-scratching movie yet!

Archive Panic Ep.42: Deadly Friend (1986)

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The boys look at Ben Affleck&#39;s first foray in to the superhero genre with the much maligned Daredevil. Is this the most 2003 movie ever? Yes! Is it an underrated classic? Tune in to find out!

Archive Panic Ep.41: Daredevil (2003)

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Join the boys as they discuss a childhood classic Spider-Man. Do they still hold it in high regard or will they remove the rose tinted glasses as they remember the CGI, the campness and Peter castrating his arch nemesis?

Archive Panic Ep.40: Spider-Man (2002)

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You thought we&#39;d left the desert? Oh you&#39;re very mistaken. We&#39;re heading back on a bus with some extremely annoying dirt bikers. Join us as we discuss a new contender for worst movie seen on the show! Who&#39;ll survive? Who cares?

Archive Panic Ep.39: The Hills have Eyes Part II

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It&#39;s a big one! The boys discuss Wes Craven&#39;s timeless classic: A Nightmare on Elm Street! After sweltering in the deserts and trudging through the Swamps it&#39;s good to come home.

Archive Panic Ep. 38: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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The boys travel to Prague, city if great nightlife, beer, a rich history and mutant vampires! Will this highly anticipated sequel live up to the hype or will it suck (your blood)?

Archive Panic Ep. 37: Blade II (2002)

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On what is possibly their most unhinged episode yet, the boys discuss the best Marvel movie they&#39;ve seen (so far) X-Men! Is Magneto stupid? Is Charles a bad guy? What&#39;s with the gimp suits? Listen and find out!

Archive Panic Ep. 36: X-Men (2000)

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The boys have been to the desert, toiled in farmland and now they&#39;re exploring the swamps! What dangers will they encounter? Gators? Snakes? How about a giant plant man? The Wes Cravenathon continues with Swamp Thing.

Archive Panic Ep. 35: Swamp Thing (1982)

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Ever wanted to live in the 1800s? Ever wanted to be a part of a close-knit God fearing community? Every wanted to Marry your Cousin? Then join the Hittites! Just watch out for the Incubus the next farm over and you&#39;ll forever be sweet in the nostrils of God.

Archive Panic Ep.34: Deadly Blessing (1981)

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You are invited to attend Blaze&#39;s rockin&#39; New Year&#39;s Eve TV extravaganza! Expect great punk music, a guy with Mommy issues and Murder! What more could you want!?

Archive Panic Ep. 33: New Year's Evil (1980)

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HO HO HOLY SHIT!!! IT&#39;S THE ARCHIVE PANIC CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! Join the boys for the festive season where they talk about a potential modern day Christmas classic &#34;Violent Night&#34;. It&#39;s got guns, gore, Santa and insufferable family members. It&#39;s the perfect Christmas!

Archive Panic Ep.32: Violent Night (2022)

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Our journey in to the world of Marvel takes a dark and bloodthirsty turn with this weeks movie, Blade.Will they survive the sheer levels of 90s bullshit this movie has to throw their way? Or will they embrace the darkness and come out the other side? Tune in and find out!

Archive Panic Ep.31: Blade (1998)

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Join the boys as the explore the darkest depths of the Marvel Cinematic experience. This is quite possibly the worst movie Archive Panic has covered thus far. You have been warned

Archive Panic Ep.30: Captain America (1990)

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The boys take a trip in to the desert on their journey through the films of Wes Craven. They&#39;ll have to survive the deadly wildlife, the heat and the family of crazed cannibals as they discover that The Hills Have Eyes.

Archive Panic Ep.29: The Hills have Eyes (1977)

Join two schlubby Scotsmen as they talk through a series of tangents and non-sequiturs while occasionally attempting to actually make a point about the various films they've watched. No film is safe from their ineptitude!