When the ladies are fed up with their leaking roof, they try to devise a plan to compile finances to get it fixed. But the roofer is a doofer, their money is funny and their luck is…far from great. Learning a pretentious and rude artist might be dying soon, they decide to invest their money in a painting of his to make the money needed for a roof. Unsurprisingly, things don’t go as planned. Will the roof get fixed? Will Jasper Dekimmel survive? Will Blanche learn she can just wash a towel? Oh my god. Did she never wash that towel?! Anyway, all of that and more in today’s episode, The Auction!

When Stanley surprises the girls with not only a visit, but the news that he’s getting hitched they are, at least at first, supportive of his third trip down the aisle. But when Sophia has a health scare and Stan steps up, Dorothy’s feelings change. It’s not that she doesn’t want him to get married, it’s that she wants him to be with her! Will Dorothy disrupt Stan’s nuptials? Will Stan reciprocate those feelings? Will we ever learn why Jimmy ditched Blanche? All of that and more in today’s episode, Stan Takes A Wife. 

When Blanche’s brother comes to town for a visit, she does what she always has- sets him up on dates. Those dates never seem to work out, and Rose is the only one willing to listen to Clayton to learn about his type. When his “type” turns out to be much different than anyone expected, lies are spread, friendships are broken and the house is left in chaos. Will Clayton come clean to his sister? Will Rose clear her name? Will Sophia die on Saturday night? Will that peephole make other appearances? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode- Scared Straight. 

When the girls are the recipients of a windfall via a winning lottery ticket, they can’t wait to celebrate. But perhaps they should have because now, they’ve lost the ticket. A mad search ensues, including a thrift shop, Michael Jackson, an auction, and a homeless shelter. After the saddest montage, the girls have learned their lesson. Without further ado, we present, Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket.

After a not-often-heard Betty White voiceover, we’re welcomed to the new episode with a recap of the last. So…on the last episode of Always Be My Sisters…

Sophia hates Max.

Sophia learns the truth. 

Sophia loves Max.

Sophia marries Max. 

Quentin danced for Sophia and Max. 

Now begins part two of Sophia’s Wedding. Will she and Max make their dreams come true, or will their love go up in flames? Or is that Dorothy who's still lighting up her cigarettes? Or perhaps the heat is coming from Blanche’s loins. So many questions and so much heat, so let’s talk about all that and more in today’s episode, Sophia’s Wedding Part Two.

When Sophia’s best friend passes away, she’s forced to confront a mortal enemy in order to pay her respects. That enemy is her friend’s widow, Max. Sal and Max had been business partners before Max lost everything on a bad bet. But when Sophia learns the truth about the situation, will her feelings towards Max change? In the meantime, Rose and Blanche’s Elvis fan club has them asking Dorothy to not be cruel, as he is always on their mind. Will Sophia and Max make up for lost time? Will Blanche and the wedding planner become best friends? Will we talk too much about Quentin Tarantino? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode, Sophia’s Wedding, Part One.

When Stanley shows up out of the blue to take Dorothy and Sophia out to a ballgame, the girls know something is up. And they’re right- Stan is more broke than usual. Before he can cry and beg for financial support, Sophia is stuck with a foul ball and gets wrapped into one of his long cons. Will Sophia and Stan get busted for their big lie? Will Rose or Blanche be chosen as the Jellicle Cat? Will the burger kid get more acting gigs? All of that and more in today’s episode- Bang The Drum, Stanley.

When Blanche and Dorothy decide to help Rose get the award they know she deserves, they go a little too far, lying about her achievements. So, when Rose wins said award she’s surprised to say the least. As time goes on, their lie begins to snowball and they have no choice but to tell Rose the truth. Will Rose still be St. Olaf’s Woman of the Year? Will Blanche ever get that house call from Doctor Weston? Will Sophia’s flashing spoil all the food? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode - Yokel Hero!

It’s a whirlwind of an episode today as we follow two major stories- first, Rose and Dorothy may have had a close encounter of the UFO kind. Then, we follow Blanche on her quest to mark Ham Lushbaum off her lover’s list. Will the girls get confirmation they saw aliens? Will Blanche and Ham make a naughty sandwich? We’ll find out all of that and more in today’s episode, The One That Got Away.

When Sophia dares to leave the house during a rainstorm to complete her daily task of procuring a nectarine from the grocery store, Rose, Blanche and Dorothy are left to their own devices. While Rose worries not only about wasting a day but about Sophia’s personal life, Dorothy is preoccupied with being sarcastic and eating cookies, and Blanche is extraordinarily horny. Little do they know, Sophia is doing much more than buying a simple piece of fruit. Will the kitchen shelves ever get re-papered? Will Sophia speak nicely to anyone she encounters? Will Wayne come by and help…relieve Blanche of what’s ailing her? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode, The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo.

It's a new episode at the start of a new season! As we step into season 4, we follow Dorothy to school where she has a surprise student. Then, Blanche's beau has a surprise sidechick. Will Dorothy help her student earn their degree? Will Blanche and Sophia make amends before it's too late? Did Coco heal from his heart surgery? Will I come up with a theory surrounding Ava Brown giving Rose a disease? Yes, yes I will. Oh, as for the other stuff, we'll find out now with the season 4 premiere, Yes, We Have No Havanas.

We’ve come to the end of the season, therefore it’s time for another clip show! Today, we’ll be enjoying stories of Mother’s Days past. From Blanche’s mother remembering how much of a scamp she was to Rose’s mother being an imposter to Dorthy being her own grandmother, we have a lot of stories to share. So let’s get to the show and celebrate the end of season three with Mother’s Day!

I know. I know. We’re at the "Empty Nest" episode of season 3. But please stay with us, because we know he isn’t Terrific, but we think we are! So hang on as tight as a leotard as we venture into the darkest depths of The Golden Girls with Mister Terrific. We’ll see Blanche in a tizzy about a bed, Dorothy awkwardly judging and hosting a kiddy show and Rose falling for a man and off a ledge. Let’s get to ripping it apart already, with today’s episode- Mister Terrific. 

When Dorothy’s son Michael shows up unexpectedly, he’s got big news. Not only is he around to visit, but he’s getting married. And on top of all of that, his fiance is Black. At first Dorothy feels love is love, but when she learns her daughter-in-law-to-be is twice Michael’s age, well, now she has a problem. Almost as big of a problem as Blanche and Rose’s race to lose weight before a romantic weekend with their beaus. Will Dorthy ever accept Lorraine into her life? Will Blanche and Rose conquer beauty? Will someone explain to me why this is such a beloved episode? All of that and more in today’s episode- Mixed Blessings.

Hoping to solve the issue of the bedroom shuffle whenever they have a visitor, the girls are remodeling the garage into a guest room- but it’s going about as well as their bathroom project, so they’ll need to find someone to help. While Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia are busy with the construction, Rose is dealing with her own issues. Like how her boyfriend Al has become a big old lump of boring since his retirement. Will Rose be able to help Al find some excitement in his life? Will the girls get the garage turned into the guest room of their dreams? Will that man ever get rescued after falling off the boat? All of that and more in today’s episode- Rose’s Big Adventure.

When Sophia starts dating Rocco, Dorothy is put in the position of playing strict parent. When it’s believed Rocco robbed a bank, things get even hairier. But that isn’t the only drama going on at the house on Richmond Street. Blanche and Dorthy have not only found, but READ Rose’s diary! With such personal invasion, will Rose be able to trust the girls again? Will Dorthy be too busy busting Rocco to worry about Rose? Will Blanche’s perm continue to get taller? All of that and more in today’s episode- Larceny And Old Lace.

When Sophia’s friend moves far away, she’s left feeling friendless. That feeling won’t last long however, as Dorothy has come to her rescue, inviting Sophia to join her on her dates with new beau, Raymond. But having your mother join as a third wheel is difficult at any age. So after weeks of dating as a threesome, Dorothy is given an ultimatum- alone time with Raymond the boyfriend or keeping her mother company. Will Dorothy join Ray on a romantic trip to the Bahamas? Will Sophia invite herself along or read the room? Will it be Rose or Blanche that becomes the new fashion show chairman for the Tinkerbells? All of that and what the crow said in today’s episode- And Ma Makes Three.

It’s time for another clip show, but this time, I think the writers, and honestly, Coco and I  were needing a break, as the clips are all replays from episodes from the last 3 years. So we’ll do our usual, walking through the story, then throw back to our old episodes and the moments the girls are recalling. Come with us now as we stroll down memory lane in Golden Moments Part Two.

It’s time for another clip show, but this time I think the writers were needing a break, as the clips are all replays from episodes from the last 3 years. So we’ll do our usual, walking through the story, then throw back to our old episodes and the moments the girls are recalling. Come with us now as we stroll down memory lane in Golden Moments, Part One. 

When Sophia’s brother Angelo stops by for a quick visit, everyone has a role to play in presenting lives that he, a priest, would find acceptable. But god’s will has other plans, trapping the lot of them in the house while a hurricane washes over. Will Angelo find out all the secrets everyone is keeping? Will everyone else find out Angelo’s secret? Will Blanche go by Sister Victoria, as she has panty related secrets? Find out all of that and more in today’s episode- My Brother, My Father.