Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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In which Sig has some after hours visitors.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.
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S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling

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In which a prophecy is revealed.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!

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In which Sig has a good day!
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams

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In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat

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In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call

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In which a problem is resolved.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword

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This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!
The link to their Youtube page is here:  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy</a>
The link to their Patreon is here: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth</a>
The link to their Buzzsprout is here: <a href="https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/" rel="nofollow">https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/</a>
ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social/post/3lm5nnix5vs22" rel="nofollow">new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries</a> coming soon!

Presenting: The Bardic Hearth

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In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. 
Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.
Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! 
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. 
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ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer

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This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!
Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?
Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. 
For more information, check out <a href="http://www.warlockpod.com/" rel="nofollow">www.warlockpod.com</a> 
Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop</a>
ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you&#39;ve checked out the game and enjoyed it, <a href="https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/" rel="nofollow">a vote would be appreciated</a>!

Presenting: Warlock

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This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!
Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.
For more information, check out <a href="https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/" rel="nofollow">https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/</a>

Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park

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This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!
For more information, check out <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/</a>
Transcript: <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer</a>
ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!

Presenting: Hearthbound

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Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!
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ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!

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In which old curses are relitigated.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a>
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning

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In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a>
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost

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In which Sibella shows school spirit.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a>
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil

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In which Sibella has a change of heart.
Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a>
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.
Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good

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In which Sig has a family reunion.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.
Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a>
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S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused

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This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!
Perils &amp; Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark &amp; Scary Places
Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…
This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. 
CAST: 
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/abby_hep/" rel="nofollow">Abby Hepworth</a> as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/" rel="nofollow">Bridgett Jeffries</a> as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/danielle_radford/" rel="nofollow">Danielle Radford</a> as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/shenuque/" rel="nofollow">Shenuque Tissera</a> as Ameera of Equine Hollows t
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/bflare42/" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a> as The Storyteller
<a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/perils-princesses-a-fairy-tale-adventure-rpg" rel="nofollow">Buy Perils &amp;amp; Princesses</a> or <a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/sweet-revenge?_pos=1&_psq=sweet+revenge&_ss=e&_v=1.0" rel="nofollow">Sweet Revenge</a> and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at <a href="http://tabletopbookshelf.com/" rel="nofollow">tabletopbookshelf.com</a>
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CREDITS:
Produced by <a href="https://x.com/morebluebs" rel="nofollow">Elliot Davis</a>
Editing and Sound Design by <a href="https://twitter.com/mrbrianflaherty" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a>
Theme Song by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZNyRDoM6JnxoB0oAWataL?si=s7IJDHiiTXmJO7W-SER4Ig" rel="nofollow">BE/HOLD</a>
Produced by <a href="https://www.manysidedmedia.com/" rel="nofollow">Many Sided Media</a>

Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge

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Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! 
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Pre-Season 3 Announcement

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This week&#39;s feed drop features friend of the show: Sidequesting!Crowdfunding Link: <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4" rel="nofollow">https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4</a>For more information, check out <a href="https://sidequestingpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://sidequestingpod.com/</a>ALSO, ANA Season 3 starts October 14th!