Smackdown: Smallville Edition

Can you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not tag along and possibly die? As for Lana and Lex...well, let's just say that three is a crowd now at the Luthor Mansion.

Glenn Jacobs, a.k.a. Kane (WWE RAW, See No Evil), special guest stars as phantom zone warrior Titan.

Ashley Massaro (WWE Smackdown!, WWE Raw) special guest stars as fight club member Athena.

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The Wedding Without Love

The big day is finally here ladies and gentlemen: The Luthor Wedding. The wedding where we commit lies, adultery, murder, and even have bad (wet) dreams (nightmares) the day of. On top of that, Clark's heart gets crushed even more by everyone around him. What's even worse? Lionel looks so damn good.

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Abducted: A Smallville Story

A scheme involving a doctor and Lex gets revealed where they use Tobias, a blind kid, to spot out meteor-infected people to use for their research. After Chloe is revealed to be one of them, she gets kidnapped, experimented on and returned with no recollection of the entire event. Clark and Jimmy team up to protect Chloe and, with Tobias' help, put a stop to Dr. Bethany's experiments . Meanwhile, Lana only cares about finding out Clark's secret.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Scream: The Lanaville Edition

What's your favorite scary...chisel?

Smallville's classic seasonal trend makes a return when a random, obsessive stranger decides to stalk, the one and only, Lana Lang. Lana then asks for help from Chloe who then asks Clark to help with getting Jimmy's help because they broke up. All so Lana can look for secrets in Clark's underwear drawer. Also, R.I.P. Brady!

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Love Potion No. 9

It's that time of the year again...VALENTINE'S DAY!

Our boy Kal makes a lovely return after Lois kisses him with red kryptonite "love" lipstick, which puts her under its own love spell. Now unhinged, Clark decides to take his new lady to crash his favorite couple's engagement party, Lex and Lana, which even Martha is in attendance for (gross).

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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"You're not crazy, Kal-El"

Smallville finally jumps back into its Phantom Zone(rs) plot as Clark gets ambushed into an alternate reality within his own mind. A man known as Dr. Hudson attempts to convince Clark that he is a human with mental illness and that his entire alien life is a made-up fantasy. In this new world Martha is married to Lionel, Lex lost his legs in the car accident with Clark and Lana somehow stayed 14 years old in the Kent barn. With only Chloe and a fellow patient (from Mars?) here to help, how will Clark find his way back to his reality? HINT: Ask Shelby!

Phil Morris makes his official first appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.

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The Hooded Young Justice League

One of the most iconic and memorable episodes of Smallville has arrived, so of course we had to do another video for you all (check out our YouTube!). 

Bart makes a surprise return in Metropoils after saving Chloe from a gunman. Clark is happy to see his lil bro bro, but he suspects he’s up to no good. Come to find out, Bart is now working with Oliver on sabotaging Lex and all of his illegal Kryptonite experiments. Oliver also reveals he recruited Arthur Curry and Victor Stone for this superhero operation, who all want Clark to join them too. Guess what Oliver also does? BREAKS LOIS’ HEART!

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) makes his final season six appearance as original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5, Interrogation) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Bart Allen, a.k.a. Impulse. 

Alan Ritchson (Reacher, Titans, Blue Mountain State) returns to special guest stars as original DC Comics character Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman.

Lee Thompson Young (The Famous Jett Jackson, Rizzoli & Isles) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg.

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xoxo, H2Hoe

Drama comes back with a splash in this gossip, team up-filled episode. What other way to make it better than to have Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, return to be our special guest host.

Linda Lake, a controversial gossip journalist who can turn herself into water, eavesdrops on Chloe and Lana's conversation about how Clark is the reason Lana hasn't decided to marry Lex. After exposing this hot gossip to the public, Lana and Chloe team up against Linda. Lois thinks Oliver is Green Arrow and teams up with Jimmy to expose his secret while Clark teams up with Oliver in order to keep his vigilante identity a secret.

Tori Spelling (Beverly Hills, 90210, Scary Movie 2) special guest stars as water-powered news reporter Linda Lake.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Smallville Presents: Mole Man & The Open Border Policy

Smallville goes political this week when Clark befriends an illegal immigrant kid named Javier, who has just ran away from the sinister Jed McNally farm down the road. With the help of Chloe, Clark finds out McNally is a certified meteor freak and has been burying any of his illegal immigrant workers that try to leave his farm. Since Clark considers himself an illegal citizen himself, he seeks help from Martha (who is kinda racist?) to grant Javier and his mom legal status in the country.

Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf, F&F: Spy Racers) special guest stars as Javier Ramirez.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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White Noise: Smallville Edition

Looking for Static Shock? Well, keep looking because all we got is Bautista and a fellow nerd from Belle Reve.

Former Level 33.1 patient, Bronson a.k.a. White Noise, escapes and immediately kidnaps Lex in order to expose his secret meteor-infected experiments. With Lex being trapped in another frequency, due to Bronson's power, Lana teams up with Chloe and Jimmy to get him back. Meanwhile, Clark (the real hero) investigates a lead in Seattle on a bone marrow-eating Phantom Zone escapee.

Dave Bautista (Guardians of the Galaxy, Dune Pt. 1 & 2) special guest stars as Aldar, former Phantom Zone prisoner.

Elias Toufexis (Star Trek: Discovery, The Expanse) special guest stars as Bronson.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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D.A.R.E.: Smallville Edition

Shout out to the OG DC Comics drug boy, Speedy! (iykyk)

At the sake of his mental health, Oliver starts testing a new "super" drug that greatly enhances his strength and healing capabilities. As Oliver gets addicted he begins to ruin his relationship with Lois and with his peers, while also getting caught up in Lex's corrupt web. Meanwhile, Clark just wants to have Thanksgiving with his mom, Martha just wants Lionel and Lana just wants to work at a crack house.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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Raya returns...with Bow Wow?

We're back to the Phantom of the Week trend this season as another phantom prisoner, Baern, finds a new host body in order to track down Kal-El, a.k.a. Clark. While Baern is on his hunt for revenge, Clark is visited by Raya after thinking she was dead. Now that they have reunited, they team up in order to stop Baern from gaining more power. Meanwhile, Jimmy tries to interrogate Lex, Lana is now playing the Luthor game and Lex just wants to be Zod again.

Shad Moss, a.k.a. Bow Wow (F&F: Tokyo Drift, Roll Bounce), special guest stars as the Phantom Zone escapee, Baern.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Time to get totally r-worded!

White kids, bullying and saying the r-word? Sounds like Kansas alright.

After attending their high school reunion, Lex and Oliver's past comes back with a vengeance after Oliver's friends die "accidentally". While Oliver thinks Lex is behind it all, Lex is just casually reliving his high school trauma. Clark and Chloe just want to find out what's actually going on. Lois decides to write a story about it all while also reminding everyone how different 2006 was (LOL).

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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"Green Arrow Bandit"...C'mon Lois!

One of the most iconic episodes is finally here to be reviewed by your two favorite hosts, and it still holds up!

Already having introduced Oliver Queen back in episode two of this season, we are now officially introduced to his vigilante side. After a series of robberies involving black market jewelry, one of which was Martha's, Clark and Lois start to do their own investigations to uncover who is behind it all. Lex is still out of his mind and wanting to further study the broken piece of Brainiac. Lana finally shows us her true colors...oh wait, we already knew she was evil!

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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C.K. v Gloria's Seeds: Who you got?

Smallville goes #EcoFriendly with a new season trend: Phantom of the Week. After a bizarre murder/kidnapping, Clark finds himself going up against a super hot, plant-controlling alien...from the Phantom Zone. Lex and Lana are fighting over what they're wearing to the Dark Thursday Ball charity event. Lois tries to redeem herself for ruining Martha's meeting with Queen Industries by offering herself to Oliver for the night.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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Super Sick. Super Sneezes. Super Breath!

After almost two seasons, our boy C.K. adds another power to his arsenal.

In the aftermath of Zod's chaos, now dubbed "Dark Thursday", Clark has spent the week going into overdrive in order to help cities all over the world recover from the catastrophic event. Due to his prior exposure from the Phantom Zone, and current overexertion, Clark finds himself with his own version of a Krypotion common cold. The symptoms? SUPER SNEEZES. As Clark attempts to get his new power under control, he finds himself also trying to help find Lex who appears to have been kidnapped by government agents. Meanwhile, Lana further proves that she is, in fact, a homeless person...or "poor" or whatever.

Locklyn Munro (Scary Movie, White Chicks, Peacemaker) special guest stars as Orlando Block.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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A Smallville Special: The Stories Nobody Asked For!

Today the Two Nerdy Idiots dive deep into one of the Smallville Legends stories: The Oliver Queen Chronicles. Join us in reviewing this 6-part "mobisode" series on the early life of Oliver Queen before his first live-action appearance next week on episode two, "Sneeze".

Also tying into our next week's episode is the discontinued Smallville magazine story, issue #17: "Toy". We like to call it "Toy Story" around here, so deal with it. Lex and Lana decide to host a charity carnival due to Zod's destruction in episode one, but they forgot about one problem...the smelly, creepy, old man who used to make Lex toys that lives in a trailer.

As always, hope you enjoy the show

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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

The start of another new season with the conclusion to Smallville's three-part episode beginning back in season five.

After Zod has taken over Lex's body, everything has fallen into chaos. With Clark now trapped in the Phantom Zone, who is left to save the world? You guessed it... LANA LANG! Lana teams up with Lionel, Martha and Chloe in order to stop Lex, a.k.a. Zod, from taking over the planet. Meanwhile, Clark befriends his father's Kryptonian mistress (oops, we meant "assistant") in order to get back to Earth.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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The Award Show, Pt. V

Welcome back to our end-of-season award show!

The Two Nerdy Idiots return with all the great and worst moments of season five along with a variety of categories, some old and some new. We also bring a new special guest host into the mix to help be the tiebreaker.

Thank you again to all of our fans for riding with us another season. ENJOY THE SHOW!

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Bald Billionaire v Kryptonian AI: Who Wins?

The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the halfway mark with Smallville!

Milton Fine, a.k.a. Brainiac, has come to collect his master Zod's vessel: Lex. Clark continues to have the worst year ever, Lana is somehow still the most terrible person, Martha is becoming senile and Jor-El is starting to be SuperJealous of Jon (who is dead btw).

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine, a.k.a. DC Comic's original character Brainiac.

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