Quick, which is the more impressive building - the Taj Mahal or Fallingwater? Which planet is best? Earth (yes), but Saturn is pretty cool and where would Pluto rank? If you could have any award, which would it be? Masters Green Jacket or Sexiest Man Alive? Mark and James have been buddies for probably way too long. But after just one listen, you&#39;ll start thinking about how you rank... stuff. (Best game show? Jokers Wild. Best crime to commit? Speeding.). We hope you&#39;ll give us a listen and even rank us!

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Driving takes fuel - for your truck and for your holy body! James ranks the best snacks for road trips and Mark considers the months!

The Month Of Great Driving Snacks

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Do you literally want to die when peoples use the wrong word wrongly? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check us out for some grammar and histories!!!

Breaking news: Mark hates on people who don't know what words mean

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Lovers, the thing about ranking is that it divides us. Pushes us into little camps where we are ready to do BATTLE over Twix v KitKat. (KitKat or we aren&#39;t friends). And as sad as it is to sow division and stir up hatred, we are willing to say you&#39;re either the type of person that will be comfortable just going to the grocery store aisles you need stuff in, or you are the superior soul that will do every aisle.Every aisle, every time.

I Nominate For President Of Everything...  Heinz Ketchup

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Hello Lovers! Today these two grown men take us on a trip to their favorite fantasy vacation spots and rank the books they claim they&#39;ve read!

Destination: Booktown!

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Oooh the Dog Days of August!!! As we swelter in our shelters across the country, we turn to our brave Texas for advice on how to stay cool in the blistering heat! Later, James tries to explain why dolphins are so scary.

Stayin' Cool In Texas and Other Water Sports!

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A dissertation on all the ways a man can hate on a hot dog. Can you say &#39;Ruffle Pie&#39;?

Hating on Hot Dogs And The Strangest Picnic You've Never Been On

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Or to put it another way, ants on logs! This week our brave men in Lubbock are wrestling the question of the ages - can you eat a bug and not barf! Later on Jamie comes in with a definitive list of vegetables that should never have been. Tuck in your napkin and let&#39;s list this up!

Bugs and Veggies

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Siddown right here and grab your Olive Garden for a spin through Training Day. Or Glory. Or Malcolm X, Or Philadelphia. Or LOOK OUT FOR ALL THE RANKING!

Restaurant Bread and Denzel Movies!!!

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Arbor Day or Groundhog&#39;s Day? Belmont Stakes Day or Kentucky Derby Day? The MasterRankers are here to do best and worst holidays as we sharpen our steak knives for the July 4th weekend!!!

Happy Holidays...  Or Maybe Not So Much

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This week the boys have help from a very special guest - country star Josh Abbott. Join them to hear about dad powers, dad sayings and celebrity dads - good and bad.

Just Wait Til Your Mother Gets Home! feat. Josh Abbott

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This week the boys take on the Kentucky Derby, the race to the moon, and the 100 meter dash. Confused? So were they. But in the end, they crossed the finish line in their own inimitable way.

On Your Mark...

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A-Rod to Zaharias, we want suds with these studs!!

Drinking With Athletes

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The Gents of your Dreams are back with their fears of cottage cheese and their fantasies of Masters Fried Chicken Sundays. Get up in this deal!

Things Mark's Too Chicken To Try & Jame's Best Ways To Eat Chicken

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Thousands of times a day you pick up, put down, kick aside, wash, use, clean, and throw away so many many things. Let&#39;s get rid of some! Also, James has some movies he feels he&#39;s been robbed of a sequel on. Where&#39;s E.T. 2 The Voyage Home? Where&#39;s Sleepless In Seattle: Insomniac&#39;s Revenge? Where&#39;s our follow-up to the timeless arm-wrestling battle classic, Over The Top? Listen and find out!

Things That Shoulda Never Been Invented & Movies That Needed A Sequel

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What you have to understand is Mark is both happiest with no shirt and also happy without, it&#39;s real hard to know which is which. James pulls together some great features coming to a truck near you! (Probably not).

Where Mark Can't Wear A Shirt - Things James Wants His Car To Do

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Say pilgrim. You think you can outdraw me? Well you just grab hold of that kiwi and give it your best shot! Later we&#39;ll remind you about the commercials you will never forget. Ever. On your dying day the jingles will not leave your head. Ever.

Dangerous Fruit & Awesome Commercials

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FACT #1- The best foods come in circular form. You know that&#39;s true and we will fight you if you try and say something at us. FACT #2- Mark will risk all the ridicule to keep his fingers from being very greasy.

Circular Food and Worst Ways To Get Dumped

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Everybody has someone they love to hate. Frankly, Hollywood had taken a lot of your money making characters that irritate the potatoes out of us. Grab your spats and join us for the definitive rankings!

Glorious Fashions Of The Past & TV Characters We'd Like To Punch

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No, they are not related.From the great minds of our two officiating hosts, this is the definitive ranking of classical music composers of all time. If you know your bassoon from your butt, you&#39;ll agree they have come up with the list of the greats. Also Mark is irritated that someone has asked him to be alive at all.

Composers & Inconveniences

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West Texas is back in your personal space - like it or not. Mark and James are in your car, they are in your house, they are going to the gym with you and you&#39;re even talking about them to your friends and loved ones. Now brace yourself for insight into the women they admire. Also game shows. We were as shocked as you to find they didn&#39;t know what Joker&#39;s Wild was. We are barely willing to forgive them. But we found a way to love them for enlightening us on the etymological relationship between Tsars and Cesars. And we don&#39;t mean the salad. Enjoy, and Much Love.~JW &amp; JPS

Great Women & Also Gameshows

Two West Texas Hustlers ranking everything that God made.

From planets to candy bars and everything in between, a realtor and an insurance agent from Lubbock, Texas will have you ranking along with them and sooner or later shouting at them in agreement as you drive, gym, cook, chill, work, or clean your stuff.