I Nominate For President Of Everything... Heinz Ketchup

Lovers, the thing about ranking is that it divides us. Pushes us into little camps where we are ready to do BATTLE over Twix v KitKat. (KitKat or we aren't friends). And as sad as it is to sow division and stir up hatred, we are willing to say you're either the type of person that will be comfortable just going to the grocery store aisles you need stuff in, or you are the superior soul that will do every aisle.

Every aisle, every time.