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  • Episode 467: Snip the Fraudulent Chatbot

    Pat rambles on getting his vasectomy (2:08), cease and desist orders (13:21), hiding deaths (29:32), ChatGPT taxes (42:17), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (48:54).

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    55m | Feb 24, 2024
  • Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It

    New music from standards (3:41), The Super Bowl on Nickelodeon (8:00), and bowling (17:42). Plus a patpeeve on personal space (22:22), a new sports streaming service (29:53), Disney/Epic Games (35:54), fan mail on referees (41:03), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (51:35).

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    59m | Feb 17, 2024
  • Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments

    New music from BRONNIE (4:32), the worst online comment sections (9:48), critiquing the unknown (28:14), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (44:25). Plus hear a bonus song from Jason Didner’s upcoming album, Digital Carnival (24:31)!

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    59m | Feb 10, 2024
  • Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads

    Music from The Single Digits (6:52), advice on home repairs (12:17), our favorite corporate buzzwords (30:02), dummies on public transit (41:16), and whiny shoppers (52:13).

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    1h 7m | Feb 3, 2024
  • Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries

    New music from Midnight Skies (5:53), which sports trophies we’d win (10:14), dumb delivery drivers (25:28), the Baseball Hall of Fame (47:23), RAW is Netflix (56:27), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:07:04).

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    1h 12m | Jan 27, 2024
  • Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance

    Music from A New Nowhere (4:52), living room dance parties (11:10), your questions on AEW vs WWE, coupon throwers, and more (17:25), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:55).

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    48m | Jan 20, 2024
  • Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin

    Music from Incase We Crash (5:13), a combo retail story on returns and shady customers (9:52), fan mail on concert preferences (26:20), Facebook being a mess (34:05), MLB teams using the Dodgers’ formula (46:04), and a big Flyers Update from The Captain (55:59).

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    1h 2m | Jan 13, 2024
  • Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland

    Pat rambles on empty malls, inconsiderate folks, resolutions, and more.

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    44m | Jan 6, 2024
  • Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner

    Pat plays music from Calling All Captains (5:58), then rambles on moving the studio (11:28), loan forgiveness (22:00), and work awards (31:25). Plus: setting up consoles (40:37), overrated fast foods (59:57), and the New Year (1:10:45).

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    1h 16m | Dec 30, 2023
  • Episode 458: Festive Exploitation

    Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:36), shares our favorite holiday songs (17:55), recaps "A Moroccan Christmas" (42:26), and shares our favorite holiday movies (1:02:27). Plus: festive tunes from The Wild & Free, Hana Kahn, BRONNIE, Life in Idle, and MUCH BETTER!

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    1h 28m | Dec 23, 2023
  • Episode 457: Terminator, MD

    After a Flyers Update from The Captain (3:07), Phry McDunstan returns (8:17) to chat about doctor visits, making AI videos, dreaming up songs, and more before we hear a song from his new EP, Choice (58:43).

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    1h 3m | Dec 16, 2023
  • Episode 456: Held Captive by Nonsense

    More of your comfort foods (3:21), new music from Prime Birds (7:02), returning to the office (14:29), hypothetical hostages (26:23), fan mail (35:51), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (52:54).

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    59m | Dec 9, 2023
  • Episode 455: Uncomfortable in Groups

    New music from Ruby Bones (6:02), comfort foods (12:13), forced group texts (28:38), MLB Hall of Fame (43:46), & HOT STOVE (55:21), CM Punk (1:02:46), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:11:53).

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    1h 18m | Dec 2, 2023
  • Episode 454: Thankful for My Cage of Secrets

    Pat shares some Thanksgiving advice before new music from Popclaw (7:13), more one-star reviews (10:08), Thanksgiving sides (14:11), Squid Game: The Challenge (35:09), Thanksgiving traditions (42:46), and your questions on presidential debates (53:30) and Soundtrap (59:02).

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    1h 11m | Nov 23, 2023
  • Episode 453: Be Serious When Eating

    Pat plays new music from BRONNIE (4:25), shares our one-star reviews (11:21), and rambles on taking movies too seriously (19:21). Then: ruining your house (35:19), dining room etiquette (47:39), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (58:43).

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    1h 7m | Nov 18, 2023
  • Episode 452: Rambling and Disorganized

    Pat plays new music from Part Time Bear (4:37), then rambles on weird nerds (10:02), Haunted History (35:31), and smart watches (40:21). Then, a baseball question on bullpen games (48:27), system players (58:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:01:24).

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    1h 9m | Nov 11, 2023
  • Episode 451: Jumbled Word Cards

    Pat plays music from Popclaw (5:03) then rambles on vasectomies (9:15), Halloween (14:37), and cashless establishments (23:01). Plus: invasive mobile ads (37:55), MLB and NBA news (49:17), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (55:24).

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    59m | Nov 4, 2023
  • Episode 450: Much Pocus Better Hocus

    Pat explains the legend of Jimmy (4:10), then rambles on birthday parties (7:25), scary movies (12:29), and the best parts of Halloween (35:21). Plus: music from MUCH BETTER (50:04), MLB playoffs (51:56), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:01:46).

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    1h 6m | Oct 28, 2023
  • Episode 449: To Err is Hilarious

    Pat plays music from Lost in a Name (2:51), then rambles on comedic timing (7:41), meeting Internet friends (11:52), and subreddits (18:16). Plus: TV continuity errors (27:43), and sports notes on the Olympics (50:23) and baseball playoffs (55:01) before a Flyers Update from The Captain (57:15).

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    1h 2m | Oct 21, 2023
  • Episode 448: Bag Your Explanations

    Pat plays new music from shallow pools (5:16), ties up some loose ends (8:50), then rambles on bag bingo (14:56), the zoo (19:07), how streaming TV works (25:23), and baseball (37:32).

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    48m | Oct 14, 2023
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