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The Melting Pat

Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one! Hosted by Pat Johnston.


Episode 403: Awkward Moment Hall of Fame
Show Details45min 12s
Episode 402: We Can't Fix Everything
Show Details34min 21s
Episode 401: Actual Factual Dreams
Show Details58min 31s
Episode 400: New Womb Traffic
Show Details47min 25s
Episode 399: Garden Tacos for Breakfast
Show Details40min 48s
Episode 398: And Then There Was Pat
Show Details31min 3s
Episode 397: Keep Your Nose Out of My Bag
Show Details43min 18s
Episode 396: Preparing for A Boss
Show Details43min 31s
Episode 395: You Had One Job
Show Details51min 35s
Episode 394: Leaving Strange Matches
Show Details45min 5s
Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly
Show Details44min 35s
Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese
Show Details34min 47s
Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams
Show Details57min 8s
Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros
Show Details1hr 48min
Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution
Show Details1hr 17min
Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads
Show Details48min 20s
Episode 387: Leave My Dad Out of Your Phone
Show Details39min 14s
Episode 386: The Last Max Bite
Show Details34min 1s
Episode 385: This Rose Sounds Different
Show Details53min 41s
Episode 384: Downtown Dingers
Show Details38min 59s
Episode 383: Dadbods in the Wind
Show Details1hr
Episode 382: Trade Me to the Fun Place
Show Details37min 18s
Episode 381: Misty Movie Visions
Show Details41min 13s
Episode 380: Life's a Beach
Show Details39min 10s
Episode 379: Crap Open Your Creed Thoughts
Show Details22min 54s
Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens
Show Details37min
Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps
Show Details43min 29s
Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs
Show Details38min 20s
Episode 375: Ocarina Party
Show Details39min 12s
Episode 374: A Tech Podcast
Show Details1hr 17min
Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy
Show Details28min 43s
Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots
Show Details41min 12s
Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home
Show Details39min 55s
Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers
Show Details29min 37s
Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat
Show Details42min 3s
Episode 368: Acknowledge My Suspenders
Show Details1hr 22min
Episode 367: You Paid to See Me
Show Details34min 1s
Episode 366: Pork Chop Virus
Show Details45min 9s
Episode 365: Dad Can Fix It
Show Details41min 57s
Episode 364: Mom Would Let Us Play
Show Details32min 47s
Episode 363: Early Soap Run
Show Details27min 55s
Episode 362: Soar, Little Angel
Show Details56min 43s
Episode 361: Click for Free Advice
Show Details56min 7s
Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names
Show Details36min 16s
Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work
Show Details50min 28s
Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect
Show Details34min 19s
Episode 357: Propose a Remedy
Show Details44min 55s
Episode 356: This House is Closed
Show Details35min 41s
Episode 355: Requested Cop Out
Show Details1hr 23min
Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains
Show Details55min 11s
Episode 353: Snoop Your Own History
Show Details28min 8s
Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands
Show Details38min 59s
Episode 351: Hey, Unlock Your Secret Space
Show Details46min 29s
Episode 350: Incessant Mouth Sounds
Show Details1hr 1min
Episode 349: Take the High Street Home
Show Details46min 29s
Episode 348: Rabbit Flavors
Show Details34min 18s
Episode 347: Choose Your TV Guardian
Show Details38min 23s
Episode 346: Don't Sweat in Your Cummerbund
Show Details24min 40s
Episode 345: Good Days of Free Coins
Show Details19min 25s
Episode 344: Your Personality Needs Decorating
Show Details36min 41s
Episode 343: Find Your Order and Get Going
Show Details39min 40s
Episode 342: The Other Bigfoot
Show Details27min 55s
Episode 341: Return with Specifics
Show Details39min 55s
Episode 340: Treasure Hunt
Show Details21min 17s
Episode 339: World's Biggest Egg
Show Details44min 41s
Episode 338: Get Out Early and Take the Shot
Show Details44min 19s
Episode 337: PC Hacks for Babies
Show Details47min 56s
Episode 336: Accidental Advice
Show Details33min 27s
Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies
Show Details42min 7s
Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes
Show Details1hr 6min
Episode 333: Shots Over Madison
Show Details46min 11s
Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations
Show Details37min 12s
Episode 331: Community Games on the Go
Show Details41min 50s
Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad
Show Details24min 28s
Episode 329: Into the Attic
Show Details1hr 52min
Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches
Show Details17min 35s
Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels
Show Details21min 16s
Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas
Show Details21min 40s
Episode 325: To Be Specific
Show Details22min 17s
Episode 324: Card Tricks
Show Details22min 1s
Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party
Show Details37min 2s
Episode 322: Hey, It's Radio
Show Details39min 57s
Episode 321: Picking the Weird Combo
Show Details31min 11s
Episode 320: Atonal Throat Movements
Show Details1hr 42min
Episode 319: Tell Me What You Really Think
Show Details40min 3s
Episode 318: New Retro Rules
Show Details39min 4s
Episode 317: Reset for Shady Sushi
Show Details1hr 22min
Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes
Show Details54min 35s
Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code
Show Details54min 49s
Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain
Show Details39min 48s
Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
Show Details42min 11s
Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
Show Details34min 25s
Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
Show Details37min 2s
Episode 310: DeLentisized
Show Details43min 48s
Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
Show Details1hr 23min
Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
Show Details1hr 6min
Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
Show Details1hr 9min
Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
Show Details40min 48s
Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
Show Details46min 8s
Episode 304: Wild First Memories
Show Details41min 44s
Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
Show Details1hr 3min
Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
Show Details1hr
Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
Show Details1hr 10min
Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
Show Details1hr 11min
Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
Show Details33min 13s
Episode 298: Gross Insubordination
Show Details14min 1s
Episode 297: Amateur Hour
Show Details9min 49s
Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
Show Details35min 34s
Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night
Show Details13min 55s
Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks
Show Details15min 3s
Episode 293: Between the Meats
Show Details50min 8s
Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez
Show Details10min 5s
Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows
Show Details10min 31s
Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower
Show Details11min 13s
Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
Show Details47min 49s
Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
Show Details11min 40s
Episode 287: Hired From the Car
Show Details13min 12s
Episode 286: Mock Interview
Show Details14min 30s
Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been
Show Details9min 4s
Episode 284: For the Love of the Show
Show Details13min 3s
Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee
Show Details9min 15s
Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
Show Details47min 23s
Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes
Show Details10min 18s
Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion
Show Details9min 50s
Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place
Show Details21min 26s
Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph
Show Details11min 37s
Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown
Show Details1hr 7min
Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet
Show Details13min 50s
Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
Show Details46min 10s
Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest
Show Details15min 43s
Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble
Show Details13min 1s
Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense
Show Details9min 52s
Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot
Show Details6min 41s
Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost
Show Details10min 31s
Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday
Show Details14min 35s
Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
Show Details42min 40s
Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
Show Details36min 38s
Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
Show Details30min 54s
Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
Show Details1hr 6min
Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
Show Details1hr 5min
Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
Show Details43min 59s
Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
Show Details46min 51s
Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
Show Details42min 43s
Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
Show Details40min 46s
Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
Show Details1hr 8min
Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
Show Details1hr 5min
Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
Show Details1hr 22min
Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
Show Details1hr 18min
Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
Show Details55min 44s
Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
Show Details48min 1s
Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
Show Details1hr 12min
Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
Show Details41min 53s
Episode 251: They Serve Among Us
Show Details51min 42s
The Melting Pat Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
Show Details48min 43s
Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
Show Details57min 15s
Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
Show Details28min 37s
Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
Show Details1hr 36min
Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
Show Details29min 32s
Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
Show Details53min 2s
Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
Show Details39min 11s
Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
Show Details1hr 58min
Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
Show Details1hr 10min
Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
Show Details1hr 21min
Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
Show Details1hr 4min
Episode 239: Back for Another Display
Show Details59min 1s
Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street
Show Details1hr 11min