Nama-freakin&#39;-stay with me, Gooch Calamari, at my retreat high up in the Hollywood Hills! I&#39;m a wellness guru to the stars (both kinds) and I&#39;ve also written a BUUUCK.Got a question, message, request or want to show me your crystal/Buddha/yoga routine? Email me at goochcalamari@gmail.com

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I’m a Hollywood wellness guru, a new author (kinda) and I run The Retreat - the bestiest bestest of the best wellness retreat for all the preferably rich folks who need to freakin’ chill out, find peace, inner strength and ultimate something-something (note to Gooch: edit later). Got a question, message, request or want to show me your crystal/Buddha/yoga routine? Email me at goochcalamari@gmail.com

Episode 7: I LOVE EUROPE... (PART 2)

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Episode 6: I LOVE EUROPE and other adventures... (PART 1)

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Gooch has a quick update…

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Episode 5: Sebastian is missing...

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Episode 4: Wilderness challenge special (for golden Buddha!)...

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Episode 3: I got the sh*ts from a "healing" crystal...

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Episode 2: Finding my third eye in a broken elevator...

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I’m a Hollywood wellness guru, a new author (kinda) and I run The Retreat - the bestiest bestest of the best wellness retreat for all the preferably rich folks who need to freakin’ chill out, find peace, inner strength and ultimate something-something (note to Gooch: edit later).I’ve made a podcast like everyone else around here. Here’s the FIRST EPISODE JUST FOR YOU! Beautiful. Got a question, message, request or want to show me your crystal/Buddha/yoga routine? Email me at goochcalamari@gmail.com

Episode 1: I dropped my phone in the koi pond...

Nama-freakin'-stay with me, Gooch Calamari, at my retreat high up in the Hollywood Hills! I'm a wellness guru to the stars (both kinds) and I've also written a BUUUCK.

*Got a question, message, request or want to show me your crystal/Buddha/yoga routine? Email me at goochcalamari@gmail.com*