Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Today we discuss Russell Brand being found guilty of rape and sexual assault and his bail being denied until sentencing on Monday, then we do a weird deep dive into actors who got offered very famous roles and turned them down. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1234 - Russell Brand Found Guilty

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Today we discuss the races we are watching most closely on Election night, the Martha Stewart backlash for her dressing up as a homeless person for Halloween, and the mishap at Chili&#39;s where power-washing chemicals were left behind the bar and put on the rims of margaritas leaving customers faces burning.<a href="http://1stphorm.com/drinkinbros" rel="nofollow">⁠1stphorm.com/drinkinbros⁠</a> - 5 FREE MEATSTICKS WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUPPLEMENT!KALSHI - Download the KALSHI App and use the Promo Code DRINKIN to get $55 free when you trade $25. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1233 - It's Election Day!

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Today we discuss Rolling Stone magazine&#39;s list of the Top Rock Songs of the 21st Century, and as always, it sucks. We discuss what should have made it. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1232 - Rolling Stone Releases Another Bullsh*t List

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Ross takes Jessie to meet rapper Riff Raff for their 13th Wedding Anniversary and she&#39;s super stoked, &#34;The Pitt&#34; star Noah Wyle is named People&#39;s &#34;Sexiest Man Of The Year&#34;, andKALSHI APP - Promo Code DRINKIN to get a $25 FREE trade when invest $25!<a href="http://1stphorm.com/drinkinbros" rel="nofollow">⁠1stphorm.com/drinkinbros⁠</a> - 5 FREE MEATSTICKS WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUPPLEMENT!<a href="http://Strikeforceenergy.com" rel="nofollow">⁠Strikeforceenergy.com⁠</a> - 20% Off With the Promo Code DRINKINBROS Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1231 - Tiptoe'in With Riff Raff

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Today we discuss celebrities and influencers who are jamming inspiration in your face, actress Sophia Bush telling you just to get divorced if you feel you can do better, and did DJ Conner finally respond to us? Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1230 - Don't Try To Inspire Me!

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Today we discuss the head of the Super Bowl halftime show Jay Z choosing himself as the halftime performer this year, Miley Cyrus&#39;s weird meltdown at the Hollywood Bowl, Christina Applegate saying she was misdiagnosed with MS, and Celine Dion beating her super rare disease.KALSHI APP - Download Kalshi and use the Promo Code DRINKINBROS to get $25 for $25 per trade!<a href="http://1stphorm.com/drinkinbros" rel="nofollow">⁠1stphorm.com/drinkinbros⁠</a> - 5 FREE MEATSTICKS WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUPPLEMENT!<a href="http://Strikeforcenergy.com" rel="nofollow">⁠Strikeforcenergy.com⁠</a> - Promo Code DRINKINBROS for 20% Off! Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1229 - Jay Z Chooses Himself

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Today we play the new Baywatch tv series trailer and it&#39;s every bit as cheesy as you want it to be, Kelly Clarkson gets turned down for trying to buy a $15,000 wooden bird, and DJ Conner goes super dark in a rain video. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1228 - Baywatch Is Back Baby!!!

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Today we discuss actress Selma Blair flipping out on an airplane, biting a stewardess, punching a cop, and then front-kicking a nurse at the hospital. We also discuss the death of RJ Mitte aka &#34;Walt Jr.&#34; from Breaking Bad, and why they are trying to cancel Shane Gillis... again.<a href="http://HousecallPro.com/RPR" rel="nofollow">⁠HousecallPro.com/RPR⁠</a> - 50% off for the first 3 months<a href="http://MenGoToMars.com" rel="nofollow">⁠MenGoToMars.com⁠</a> - 50% Off for life plus 3 FREE Gifts!<a href="http://TakeUltra.com" rel="nofollow">⁠TakeUltra.com⁠</a> - Promo Code REVOLUTION for 15% off! Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1227 - Selma Blair Flies Unfriendly Skies

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Today we discuss Rosanne Barr&#39;s new show with Randy Quaid about Doomsday Preppers, why DJ Conner is in his &#34;villian phase&#34;, Scott Bacula leaping back into a another series, and how we&#39;ve lost Willie Nelson. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1226 - Rosanne Is Back!

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Today we discuss Tom Cruise&#39;s new movie &#34;Digger&#34; bombing at the box office, the guy who is living the male dream in &#34;I Play Rocky&#34;, and the woman who masturbated on the American Airlines flight is revealed, and the lesbian bar owner who demands patrons still wear masks- is shockingly almost out of business because she dedicated a night to NOT wearing masks.<a href="http://1stphorm.com/drinkinbros" rel="nofollow">⁠1stphorm.com/drinkinbros⁠</a> - 5 FREE MEATSTICKS WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUPPLEMENT<a href="http://TakeUltra.com" rel="nofollow">⁠TakeUltra.com⁠</a> - Promo Code REVOLUTION for 15% off!KALSHI APP - Download the Kalshi app now and get $25 for $25 trades with the promo code DRINKIN Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1225 - Tom Cruise Digs Box Office Hole

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The last novel in the St. James St. James series is out now! This is the final book in the &#34;Romance Novels For Dudes&#34; saga. If you like Naked Gun, this is even... nakeder. That&#39;s not a word. Just download the audiobook in the link below.The Final Inch<a href="https://www.audible.com/pd/B0GYM74QVX/?ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_508129_rh_us&source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-508129" rel="nofollow">⁠https://www.audible.com/pd/B0GYM74QVX/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-508129&amp;ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_508129_rh_us⁠</a> Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

The Final Inch Audiobook Trailer

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Today we discuss Tennessee death row inmate Kristina Pike who would not die after 2 lethal injections last night, neobabies we love and hate, Jessie accuses Ross of having a feeder fetish. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1224 - The B*tch They Couldn't Kill

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Today we discuss Jessie becoming overnight famous on TUBI for &#34;Helen Keller vs Nightwolves&#34;, DJ Conner responds to Roseanne Barr, the MTV VMA&#39;s have their highest ratings in 11 years with old people, and &#34;Saved By The Bell&#34; Principal Mr. Belding has sadly left this earth. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1223 - Jessie Is TUBI Famous

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Rosanne goes scorched earth on her tv son &#34;DJ Connor&#34;, Ella Langley officially has the longest running #1 song of all time, Dolly Parton really thought of it all, and the reviews are out for Tom Cruise&#39;s &#34;Digger&#34; movie. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1222 - Rosanne Responds To DJ Connor

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Today we discuss the ridiculousness of the backlash the Converse commercial that supposedly show a KKK theme, Mark Ruffalo hates the Paramount merger even the he&#39;s getting paid to currently star on their tv show, and Ed Sheeran says F it &#34;I&#39;ll do it by myself.&#34;KALSHI APP - Promo Code DRINKIN gets you a FREE $25 to trade with!<a href="http://1stphorm.com/drinkinbros" rel="nofollow">⁠1stphorm.com/drinkinbros⁠</a> - 5 FREE MEATSTICKS WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUPPLEMENT!<a href="http://Strikeforceenergy.com" rel="nofollow">⁠Strikeforceenergy.com⁠</a> - Promo Code DRINKINBROS gets you 20% Off! Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1221 - Converse Embraces The Klan?

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Today we go Uncirc&#39;d as we learn about the topic that is truly important to Ed Sheeran fans... Gaza. We also discuss the Mom and son who have been having sex for 4 years in Florida, the black juror comes out from the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the man duct taped to the first class seat says he was too drunk to remember anything. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1220 - Macklemore Keeps It REAL

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Today we discuss the woman, who may be hot, that got nude and masturbated on an American Airlines flight to Miami, why women are getting freckle surgery, a recap of last night night&#39;s Emmy&#39;s, and forcing Jessie to watch the most uncomfortable things on the planet.<a href="http://TakeUltra.com" rel="nofollow">⁠TakeUltra.com⁠</a> - Promo Code REVOLUTION for 15% Off<a href="http://Mengotomars.com" rel="nofollow">⁠Mengotomars.com⁠</a> - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off for life plus Free Shipping AND 3 Free Gifts<a href="http://Hardafseltzer.com" rel="nofollow">⁠Hardafseltzer.com⁠</a> - Click on the store locator and enter your city or zip to find the closest location nearest you! Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1219 - Woman Gets Nude On American Airlines Flight

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Today we discuss the unreleased &#34;Slave Reparations&#34; movie from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone that&#39;s starring Kendrick Lamar, the wild new doc about Elizabeth Holmes with Nathan Fielder, and Jimmy Kimmel lying about being shut down by the FCC for an interview with James Talarico. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1218 - Slave Reparations: The Movie

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Ross goes Uncirc&#39;d as he discusses the hot girl from the Ole Miss game that went viral, 3 people die at this year&#39;s Burning Man Festival, and Aunt Becky from Full House gets divorced.<a href="http://1stphorm.com/drinkinbros" rel="nofollow">⁠1stphorm.com/drinkinbros⁠</a> - 5 FREE MEATSTICKS WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUPPLEMENT!KALSHI APP - Download the Kalshi app and use the Promo Code DRINKIN to get $25 free when you trade $25!<a href="http://Hardafseltzer.com" rel="nofollow">⁠Hardafseltzer.com⁠</a> - Click on the store locator and enter your City or Zipcode to find the closest location nearest you! Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1217 - Hot Girl Attends Football Game

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In honor of feminist Gloria Steinem passing away today, we celebrate feminism... or whatever the opposite of that is. We also discuss the new Meta settings for kids that should probably also be in place for adults. Our Sponsors: * Check out Uncommon Goods and use my code uncommongoods.com/ROSSPATTERSON for a great deal: https://www.uncommongoods.com Advertising Inquiries: <a href='https://redcircle.com/brands'>https://redcircle.com/brands</a> Privacy & Opt-Out: <a href='https://redcircle.com/privacy'>https://redcircle.com/privacy</a>

Episode 1216 - Feminism Died Today

Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he's joined by the world's worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She's easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.