Scatterbrained is a chaotic comedy podcast where The Hopperator, Sinna &amp; Joseph Portelli spiral into the absurd, the philosophical, and the mildly unhinged.

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Unfiltered comedy podcast chaos: Spider-Man conspiracies, Hollywood scandals, and the infamous “downward dog wipe.” Dive into NSFW banter on pop culture, AI influencers, and the weirdest real-life stories.

#9 - Downward Dog Wipe Me

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We rank the five human senses—and things go downhill the moment someone says “taste is useless.” Also: Sinna&#39;s DIY injury story gets graphic, and our superhero side-effect game spirals into body horror.

#8 - Ranking The Human Senses

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Nintendo says Mario and Peach are platonic—and we’ve got some thoughts. Meanwhile, Hopperator&#39;s McDonald’s trip ends in betrayal, and we unpack the weird brilliance of Amazing World of Gumball. Also: console wars, Castle Crashers hype, and whether gaming exclusives are actually dying.

#7- Nintendo Says They're "Just Friends"

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We kick things off by tearing into list culture, then dive into Nintendo’s username bans, overpriced movie tickets, and aggressive product placement.From fast food horror ads to live-action remake rants, nothing’s safe this episode.Gaming, media, and internet absurdity—all packed into one chaotic conversation.

#6- We’re Famously Against Lists

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We talk about the weird state of Red Dead Online, including hackers turning into bears and haunting our moonshine shack. Also: BB gun mishaps, GTA bans, and how our moms shaped our gaming childhoods. Somewhere in there, we accidentally invent the world’s worst video game pitch.

#5 - The entire Red Dead Online player base

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We pitch our own scam coin, debate the ethics of honest grifting, and stumble into a conversation about deer-related vehicular manslaughter. The South African refugee story, British wildlife, and weed laws all somehow make it in. It’s a mess—but at least it’s our mess.

#4- Deer Collisions Crypto

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We joke about launching a fake crypto coin, walk through the mindset behind scams, and laugh at Discord mod stereotypes. From shady age checks to trench coats and anime swords, it spirals fast. Somehow, it ends with us arguing about RGB keyboards.

#3- Scary Discord Moderator

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In this episode of Scatterbrained, Sinna gets chokeslammed for a crime he didn’t commit, Joseph relives the agony of singing in class, and Hop just wants someone—anyone—to call dad.

#2- Positive Father Figures

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In our very first episode, Joseph, Hopperator, and Sinna talk Vimeo, plan humanitarian Lunchable drops, and theorize about donut-shaped planets and flat earth lore.

#1- Lunchly Solves World Hunger

Scatterbrained is a chaotic comedy podcast where The Hopperator, Sinna & Joseph Portelli spiral into the absurd, the philosophical, and the mildly unhinged.