Born to Be a Soldier | 4Runner Thieves, Duathlon Training & Why I Hate Golf | Ep #73
36m | Aug 21, 2026Seven people once tried to steal my 4Runner while my family slept. Then, last Friday, my lady called to say a man on a motorcycle was following her. The message is simple: stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. Protect your family, be a soldier, and be a lion.
I also talk about duathlon training, running to Mystikal, why I hate golf and poker, and Toronto’s best cookies—Craig’s Cookies.
I hope this episode motivates you to go hard in the yard because, just like Mystikal, I was born to be a soldier.
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