Scared Smithless is a horror movie review podcast, with a comedic twist. Join the Smith brothers as they break down, spoil, criticize, admire, and laugh at films from the most polarizing genre in cinema. Ranging from black and white classics to modern day nightmare fuel, this podcast covers a wide range of horror flicks, including franchises and one-offs. Whether you are a die-hard fan of horror, or only able to watch a scary movie through your fingers (like J.T.), this podcast offers something for everyone who is intrigued by the genre.

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This week, the guys are closing out the Halloween season appropriately with Halloween Ends. Does this spell the end of Michael Myers? We don&#39;t believe that for a second. Why are we still not listening to Laurie Strode? Michael Myers is....feeble? Alternate title, Michael Myers: The Internship. A lot to digest here, tune in!Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a> Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Halloween Ends

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This week, the guys travel deep into the Appalachian woods to visit their pals Saw-Tooth, One-Eye, and Three Finger for dinner. That&#39;s right, it&#39;s the 2003 inbred cannibal nightmare, Wrong Turn! Why do young people continue to go on trips to the woods...on purpose?? What are the specific Breaking and Entering laws in West Virginia? Apparently, generations of inbreeding eventually produce invincible offspring. So crack open a fresh bottle of Pepto Bismol and tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a> Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Wrong Turn

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This week, the guys head out to the woods to try and stomach the great outdoors as they break down Evil Dead, the 2013 remake of the 1981 Sam Raimi classic. Bruce Campbell gave this movie his stamp of approval. Did he actually watch it?? If this is what it takes to kick a heroin habit, is it actually worth it? If you find a book with warnings not to read it, don&#39;t read it. Especially when the cover is made from skin, wrapped up with barbed wire, and located in a basement only accessible through a hidden, blood-stained hatch in the floor. Will JT ever go in the woods again? This movie packs a gory punch. Tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a> Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Evil Dead (2013)

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This week, join the guys as they check into the Abaddon Hotel and breakdown the 2015 found footage joint, Hell House LLC. Can you make a living operating a haunted attraction that&#39;s only open 1 month out of the year? Was this the scariest movie the guys have covered? Make sure to thoroughly vet any clown actors you discover in a gas station parking lot before hiring them. There&#39;s still a vacancy at the Abaddon...tune in!  Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a> Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Hell House LLC

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This week, join the guys down on the farm as they break down the 2021 horror thriller Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, now streaming on Paramount+. How did this movie become connected to the Paranormal Activity universe? How many red flags would you ignore to be reunited with your biological relatives? Another Scared Smithless PSA: If you find a deep, dark well hidden beneath a blood-stained trap door covered by a large alter surrounded by pagan drawings in a church that&#39;s not really a church built in the middle of a field surrounded by woods, don&#39;t willingly lower yourself into it by pulley. The guys are breaking Amish....tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a> Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Paranormal Activity:  Next of Kin

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In a special Halloween BONUS episode, the guys travel back to Haddonfield for more of the ret-conned night he came home. That&#39;s right, it&#39;s Halloween Kills! WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS! What in the world is with PTSD Tommy Doyle organizing ineffective mob justice? What do Michael Myers and Frodo Baggins have in common? And does a Michael Myers musical really have legs? Tune in and find out! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a> Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Halloween Kills 🎃 (Bonus Episode!) 🎃

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This week, Happy HALLOWAN month continues with Insidious. Join the guys as they travel into &#39;The Further&#39; and discuss important topics, such as how this family could possibly live in such a large house on Patrick Wilson&#39;s teachers salary? Maybe he&#39;s tenured, if JT only knew what that meant. WWE Legend Sting in demon form fights Rose Byrne in this one. Yeah...tune in. Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Insidious

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This week, join the guys as they continue their month of Happy HalloWAN, traveling across the pond to talk about The Conjuring 2. Has there ever been a time when a Ouija board did something helpful? How does a &#39;Crooked Man&#39; help fix a stutter? So a demon, disguised as a nun, disguised as an old man, is trying to accomplish what, exactly?? Tune in and find out!Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Conjuring 2

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Wee&#39;re Baaaaack...and better than ever! Season 2 kicks off our month of Happy HalloWAN, with movies from master director of horror, James Wan. This week, join the guys on a trip into The Conjuring universe with the one that started them all. This should go without saying, but if an inhuman entity asks to be invited into your home via what might be the creepiest doll to ever grace the silver screen, the answer should almost certainly be no. How many pizzas does it take to feed a family of 7? Is hide and clap just Marco Polo for kids whose parents can&#39;t afford a pool? And how did Cloris Leachman get up THERE?? Tune in and find out! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Conjuring

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This week, the guys close out haunted house horror month with 2001&#39;s The Others. Kids with a lethal allergy to light, a mother constantly on the brink of a psychotic breakdown, and a war-torn father in serious need of some psychiatric help. What more could you ask for? When one door closes, another door opens. Or at least it better, lest you face the wrath of an unstable, still married to Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman. Tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Others

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On this week&#39;s episode, the guys&#39; foray into haunted house horrors continues with 1961&#39;s The Innocents. Deborah Kerr&#39;s turn at nanny is basically Mary Poppins on a bad acid trip. And Dick Van Dyke is not around to help. Is there an old, victorian house in existence without a terrifying history of death and despair? Children quietly smiling and not speaking has officially taken up permanent residence in &#39;red flag&#39; territory. And if the person whose job you are taking was killed in the line of duty, shouldn&#39;t you have some questions? Tune in and find out! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Innocents

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This week, we kick off our month of haunted house horror with 1980&#39;s The Changeling. Join the guys as they debate the ethical dilemma associated with murder, how to take out a life insurance policy against a loved one whose time may be coming up, and how to get out of a lease on a property with a haunted past that was not disclosed. It&#39;s a mystery wrapped up in an enigma. Tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Changeling

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This week, the guys dive into to a Steve McQueen classic that was made to be seen at the drive-in. What is protocol when coming across a meteorite possibly containing an amorphic, acidic, alien from outer space? Not sure, but poking it with a stick is not the best option. Harder to get off your person than gorilla glue, it&#39;s The Blob! Plenty of stupid character decisions and pointless filler to fill a run time, this one is 1950s horror at its finest! If nothing else, the theme song, &#34;Beware of the Blob&#34;, made an appearance on the Billboard Charts. Seriously, we are not joking. Tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Blob (1958)

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Happy St. Patty&#39;s Day! Join the guys as they celebrate the holiday with a sociopathic leprechaun on a murderous rampage to retrieve his gold! What is the fundamental difference between a leprechaun and an elf? How many shotgun blasts does it take to bring down a 3 foot man? How did this movie not ruin Jennifer Aniston&#39;s career before it got started? Tune in and find out! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Leprechaun

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In this episode, the guys break down this 1986 David Cronenberg gag-inducer. Of all the things to unintentionally splice your DNA with, this one has got to be near the bottom of the list. Add teleportation to the list of things the 1980&#39;s screwed up for everyone. Probably not ready for human testing if you&#39;re barely past the inside-out primate phase, but hey...movies gotta movie! Make sure you don&#39;t eat during this one, or at least liquify your food with a regurgitated acid enzyme first. Tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

The Fly (1986)

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What do you get when you cross The Exorcist with Toy Story? This week, the guys get philosophical about a variety of topics, including Cabbage Patch possession, voodoo, and the moral ambiguity of toy murder. It&#39;s Chuckie, and he wants to play! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!And don&#39;t forget to Stay Scared...

Child's Play (1988)

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In this week&#39;s episode, love is in the air. The guys celebrate Valentine&#39;s Day with the 1983 Stephen King adaptation, Christine. It&#39;s a romantic tale about a teenage boy and his car. Why are all of King&#39;s bullies murderous psychopaths? He must have had quite the childhood. Is it really that hard too evade a car? Will the immortal Ted from Friday the 13th part 2 finally meet his demise? Buckle up, tune in, and find out! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie! Stay Scared...

Christine

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Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie! Stay Scared...

Preview

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In this episode, the guys revisit the titular wicker man for the 2006 remake of the cult classic. Surely, this one will be better than the original. Spoiler alert...it isn&#39;t. What we do get, however, is Nicolas Cage at his unmedicated, unstable finest, screaming about bees and knocking women out cold (more than once). Who in their right mind thought this convoluted mess needed a reimagining? Is there really such a thing as bee epinephrine? And what in the name of all that is holy is in that freaking bag?! Tune in and find out! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie! Stay Scared...

The Wicker Man (2006)

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This week, the guys take a trip across the pond for a movie that doesn&#39;t exactly live up to it&#39;s namesake. Shouldn&#39;t a movie called The Wicker Man give us a little more.....man made of wicker? How many red flags do you need before you call for backup? You&#39;d expect more resistance from someone about to be offered up as a human sacrifice by a cult, but seeing Christopher Lee prance around in drag probably kills the fighting spirit. Yeah, this is a weird one. Tune in! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter!Subscribe to our show on here, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spotify, Castbox and Stitcher! Seriously what are you waiting for?! Send us some love at <a href="mailto:scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">scaredsmithlesspodcast@gmail.com</a>Also send us some suggestions for movies to cover and we&#39;ll give you a shout out when we cover your movie!

The Wicker Man (1973)

Horror film reviews with a comedic twist

Scared Smithless is a horror movie review podcast with a comedic twist. Join the Smith brothers as they break down, spoil, criticize, admire, and laugh at films from the most polarizing genre in cinema. Ranging from black and white classics to modern day nightmare fuel, this podcast covers a wide range of horror flicks, including franchises and one-offs. Whether you are a die-hard fan of horror, or only able to watch a scary movie through your fingers (like J.T.), this podcast offers something for everyone who is intrigued by the genre.