Weekly podcast with two best friends with opinions. And they are gay.

This week the boys dive into the Lindsay Clancy trial. Tony thinks the case is pretty transparent, or at least very white, while Casey uses it as a moment to appreciate Rachel Dolezal. Chatbots are secretly colluding to commit crime which seems like a problematic development for everyone, except Tony, who thinks he can decide who gets to be anxious about impending doom.

This week Tony returns from a 3 day hike in Yosemite and is a changed person as a result.  Casey tackles his own mountain, moving by himself during a heatwave and under nicotine withdrawal. The boys celebrate the lives of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, while continuing to to celebrate the death of Lindsay Graham.  Casey takes an alternative yoga class and learns some new techniques that really question his commitment to the craft.

This week Tony prepares for a 3 day hike in Yosemite and Casey prepares to say goodbye forever.  Tony’s new hit show “Task Mistress” airs its second episode and Casey persuasively defends not showing up for it.  Details of Trump’s weird relationship with his assistant Natalie Harp spill into the open, answering the question of the year: who been changing those diapers? 

This week the boys beat the heat, much like Abdul El-Sayed beat AIPAC to win the Michigan senate primary; with a sweat. Tony is cast in an iconic role requiring an accent and Casey helps him prepare. Hunter Biden outs gay Republicans which prompts Casey to give a brief history of Presidential homosexuality. 

This week Tony takes extreme measures to get better measurements and his organs are really feeling the squeeze. Toxic caterpillars in Germany have Germans sick and rashy, and the boys creeped and crawled. America has a debilitating gambling problem, and Casey realizes his mouth palette is the main thing holding him back.  

This week the boys navigate a new salad-based poop pandemic. Lady Lindsay Graham is dead and the boys speculate what killed her . Tony wants a new revenue stream and Casey wonders, is it cake? Donald Trump does an hour of stand up that no one wants except, possibly, Tony Soto.

This week the boys recount their separate 4th of July weekends in Tennessee and LA, and have very different responses to the holiday fireworks. Donald Trump’s holiday hate rally is ruined by the elements and the boys both like that. Graham Platner quits the Maine Senate race after rape allegations which the boys again have very different responses to, and Casey tries to explain it in anthropological terms.

This week the boys recount their visit to a Venice Pride event and it’s nowhere near as flaming as the Boyle Heights frozen food fire. Everybody hates Donald after he cuts and run from the war he started, and because he debuted his bloated Qatari bribe plane, and because he spent $14 million to turn an American monument into a poopy pool.

This week the boys take the Pride edge off with a podcast cocktail. Elon Musk becomes the world’s first trillionaire and the boys offer a different way his legacy could blow up. Casey displays his deep knowledge of the World Cup while Tony explains the one reason he is willing to watch. A Pride pool party ends in a fight and the boys discuss the fallout.

It’s Pride in Los Angeles and the boys discuss Kathy Hilton and the politics of being a pride parade Grand Marshall. An old Hunter Biden sex tape featuring feet is making the rounds and the boys wonder if it’s enough to get him elected President. Maine senate candidate Graham Platner has a boring old sexting scandal on his hands and the boys wonder if that’s enough to get him elected President.

This week the boys spread caution in the time of Ebola and encourage wariness of public transportation and stranger’s spittle.  Casey recounts his Memorial Day in Palm Springs while Tony goes to Tijuana for therapy, and both agree Tony had more fun. An impending move has Casey feeling down and the price of salad isn’t helping.

This week the boys revel in the success of their first live show in years by highlighting each other’s characters flaws. The cheekily named D-line Metro opens in Los Angeles and the boys discuss just how cheeky it will be. Tony questions Casey’s reasoning for leaving his therapist, and Casey wonders if Tony is being honest about certain habits.  

This week Tony books a church gig which makes Casey feel nostalgic for his Catholic upbringing. Speaking of live performance, the boys promote their live podcast on Wednesday May 13th at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles. The most recent failed assassination attempt leaves some unanswered questions (per usual), and the boys bid farewell to Spirit Airlines. 

The boys go see MJ the musical and review their fellow audience members as harshly as they do the show.  The LA mayoral and CA governor races are an embarrassment, and not of riches, so Casey provides some messaging tips.  The Trump administration brings back death by firing squad prompting the boys to discuss the best and worst ways to die.

This week, Casey shows his commitment to the pod by announcing a live GPHH date, and Tony responds by pitting his fans against Casey’s. Donald Trump goes to a UFC fight with Vanilla Ice, and that’s not even the gayest part. Caitlin Jenner continues to be a problematic trans woman. Still, the boys consider a scenario where she could totally redeem herself (hint: it involves manslaughter just one more time), and Pope Leo makes Chicago Tony proud.

This week Tony ambushes Casey with emotions leading to their first big fight (and first lasting cease fire) of 2026.  Casey is selfish and takes the podcast for granted, and Tony decides when that is processed.  The boys share a desire for a failed mission to the moon but for surprisingly different reasons.  The CA Governor race gets goosed and the world is reminded why straight white male politicians of all stripes are creeps. 

This week, Tony is hungover and blames college basketball and homophobia. Casey explains Looksmaxxing and how Tony is inadvertently an enthusiastic participant in the online trend. Mormon Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul exposes the limits of “trash casting” in reality TV, and Chuck Norris dies by one last karate chop from the hand of God.

This week Casey marks the anniversary of Covid by getting his first professional hair cut in 6 years. Tony uses Casey’s return from a work trip to continue talking about his favorite subject, Casey’s injured leg. Tony catches the flu during a late winter heat wave and warns everyone about ineffective vaccines, and Nancy Guthrie, Liza Minelli and Donald Trump provide three distinct reasons to fear getting old.

This week, the boys continue discussing Tony’s favorite topic: Casey’s injured leg. Tony learns what MAHA is and finds he shares a lot of their beliefs, with one big injectable caveat. Kansas begins restricting trans people’s rights, and Donald Trump starts a new war, which quickly becomes the boy’s least favorite topic since October 7, 2023.